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What do you call a group of crows that are one short of a flock?

Posted on September 13, 2025 by Joke Poo

Attempted murder

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original:

Joke Poo: What do you call a group of garden gnomes that are one short of a village?

Attempted lawn-slaughter.

Changes Made & Rationale:

  • Characters: Replaced crows with garden gnomes.
  • Setting: Shifted from the general outdoors to a garden setting (fitting for gnomes).
  • Core Assumption/Pun: The original relies on the pun of “murder” (a group of crows) and the literal meaning. The new joke uses “village” as the collective noun to create the pun. So it now plays on “lawn-slaughter” which is a play on “manslaughter.”
  • Comedic Structure: The structure is maintained: a “what do you call…” setup with a punchline that’s a dark, slightly absurd take on a collective noun.

I tried to keep the surprise and dark humor of the original while making it garden-themed and gnome-related.

Alright, let’s break down this darkly humorous joke.

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: “What do you call a group of crows that are one short of a flock?” This sets up an expectation for a playful collective noun, something lighthearted.
  • Punchline: “Attempted murder.” The punchline subverts the expectation. Instead of a cute collective noun, we get a morbid pun based on the fact that “a murder” is the collective noun for a group of crows. The “one short” part implies an attempted action, hence “attempted murder.”
  • Humor Type: Dark humor, pun. It relies on the unexpected juxtaposition of bird-watching vocabulary and a violent term.

Key Elements:

  • Crows: The specific bird species.
  • Collective Nouns: The concept of unique names for groups of animals.
  • “Murder” as Collective Noun: This is the core element, the unexpected trigger for the pun.
  • Pun: The central mechanism, exploiting the double meaning/context of “murder.”

Comedic Enrichment & New Humor:

Let’s leverage these elements to create something new. Here are a few options:

Option 1: Witty Observation:

“You know, the collective noun for crows being ‘a murder’ says a lot about humanity’s relationship with birds. We’ve clearly projected our own capacity for coordinated chaos onto them.”

Option 2: A ‘Did You Know’ Enhancement:

“Did you know? A group of crows is called a ‘murder’ even if they’re just gossiping about the neighborhood cats. Ornithologists haven’t yet determined if there’s a separate term for a crow book club, but early suggestions include ‘A Reading Riot’ or ‘The Raven Review’.”

Option 3: New Joke (Building on the premise):

What do you call a group of crows arguing about who gets the last french fry?

A petty larceny.

Why these work:

  • Option 1 riffs on the initial dark humor, adding a layer of philosophical observation about human bias.
  • Option 2 uses the “Did You Know” format to playfully extend the concept of “murder” into absurd, everyday situations for crows. This highlights the unexpected nature of the term and adds levity.
  • Option 3 keeps the “pun” structure while softening the topic, relying on another common crime to replace the violent premise.

In conclusion, by deconstructing the original joke and identifying its core elements, we can effectively generate related, fresh humor. The key is to either amplify the existing comedic aspects or twist them into new, unexpected directions.

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