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What do you call a line up at a Vietnamese restaurant?

Posted on September 14, 2025 by Joke Poo

Pho queue

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the Pho queue joke:

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Alright, let’s dive into this delicious pun!

Original Joke Breakdown:

  • Setup: “What do you call a line up at a Vietnamese restaurant?” – This creates anticipation and sets the scene.
  • Punchline: “Pho queue” – This is a pun, replacing “queue” (a line of people) with “Pho,” the popular Vietnamese noodle soup dish.
  • Humor Type: Pun/Wordplay – The humor comes from the phonetic similarity between “queue” and “Pho.” It’s simple, accessible, and relies on shared cultural knowledge (knowing what Pho is).

Key Elements:

  1. Pho: The Vietnamese soup.
  2. Queue: The act of waiting in line.
  3. Phonetic Similarity: The way “Pho” and “queue” sound alike.
  4. Restaurant setting: The context for the elements to come together

Comedic Enrichment Options:

Here are a few ideas to build on this joke:

Option 1: A New Joke (playing with the “long wait” trope):

Why did the angry customer complain about his Pho?

Because he said, “This queue’s so long, I’ve seen noodles shorter than my patience!”

Explanation: This new joke builds on the initial pun, introducing the common experience of waiting a long time at popular restaurants, particularly Pho establishments.

Option 2: Witty Observation (playing with the ingredients):

“Ordering Pho is a culinary gamble. Will there be enough basil? Will the sprouts be fresh? The only guarantee is a ‘Pho queue’ worth the wait.”

Explanation: This observation acknowledges the delicious uncertainty surrounding the preparation of Pho while reinforcing the pun. It touches on the specific elements that contribute to the experience of eating pho

Option 3: Amusing “Did You Know?” (playing with the origin of the word ‘Pho’):

“Did you know that the exact origin of the word ‘Pho’ is debated? Some believe it’s derived from the French ‘pot-au-feu’ (fire pot). Makes you wonder if the French also had ‘Pho queues’ for their version of noodle soup!”

Explanation: This “Did You Know?” adds an educational element while staying on theme. It hints at the historical influence of French cuisine on Vietnamese cuisine, and playfully extends the joke to a potential historical context.

Option 4: An original joke using a similar structure

Why are the parking lots at Vietnamese restaurants always so crowded?

Because everyone wants a “Pho space”!

Explanation: This joke mimics the original structure by using the phonetic similarity between “Pho” and “For.” It incorporates the experience of having to park at a restaurant in order to eat pho.

I think Option 1 (the new joke) adds a new layer of humor by talking about the frustrating experience that commonly accompanies the delicious reward of pho.

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