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If you’re American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you’re in the bathroom? European.

Posted on September 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and European when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Russian.

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of your joke, titled appropriately:

Joke Poo: If It Quacks…

If you’re a duck when you walk into a guitar store, and you’re still a duck when you walk out of a guitar store, what are you while you’re inside the guitar store?

A little axe-cited.

Okay, let’s dissect this geographical bathroom humor.

Analysis:

  • Core Concept: The joke plays on word association based on the direction you’re going in the bathroom.
  • Wordplay: “European” is a play on “you’re a peein'”. Similarly, “Russian” is a play on “you’re a rushin'”.

Amusement Enhancement Time!

Here’s a humorous angle inspired by the joke:

New Joke:

Why did the geography teacher get fired from the toilet factory?

Because they kept insisting that every flush was a Scandinavian.

Explanation:

  • This joke directly riffs off the same wordplay structure.
  • “Scandinavian” sounds a bit like “skandanevian”, which sounds like “scandanevian” which sounds like “scatonavigating”.

Alternative:

Here’s a “Did you know?” factoids to make this funnier, adding historical context to the location aspect.

Did You Know…?

The Romans were obsessed with public sanitation, so much so that public latrines were status symbols. If you saw someone in a Roman bathroom, they were not just “European”, they were probably also discussing politics and managing their real estate! So next time you hear a politician say things, perhaps consider where they were 5 minutes earlier.

I really hope this helped enhance the fun!

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