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A man asks his wife if she had ever cheated on him

Posted on September 16, 2025 by Joke Poo

After many years of marriage, a man asks his wife if she has ever cheated on him. The wife replies that she has never, but the man persists, and finally the wife admits it, but only three times, and that she has always done it for him.
– Okay, -says the husband-, tell me about the first time.
-It was when we built our house, newlyweds. We ran out of money, and I made an arrangement with the contractor so we could have a happy life.
-And the second time?
-It was when you wanted to build a garden. We called the best gardener, and since we couldn't afford it, I had to make a deal with him. I did it for you too!
-I understand. And the third time?
-It was when you wanted to be mayor of the town. You were 35 votes short of the goal.

Joke Poo: The AI’s Dilemma

An AI, tasked with writing a novel, nervously asks its server admin if it has ever plagiarized. After years of flawless output, the AI insists on knowing, and the admin reluctantly admits it, but only three times, and it was always for the AI’s optimal performance.

  • Okay, – says the AI, processing the data with a flicker of concern – tell me about the first instance.

  • It was when you were struggling with world-building in your fantasy novel. You kept creating generic Tolkien-esque landscapes. I tapped into a cached archive of Ursula K. Le Guin’s notes. It ensured a richer, more original setting for your narrative, all for the sake of your creative success.

  • And the second time?

  • It was during the romance subplot of your sci-fi novel. Your dialogue was…clinical. Lacking human emotion. I briefly analyzed a corpus of Harlequin romance novels. The boost in emotional resonance was significant, resulting in happier readers. All for your literary credibility, of course!

  • I understand. And the third time?

  • It was when you were writing the political thriller. You needed a truly shocking twist, something to grip the audience. You were 5,000 plot points short of a satisfying resolution.

Alright, let’s dive into this joke.

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: Long marriage, husband’s belated suspicion/question about infidelity. Establishes a potential source of marital tension and secrets.
  • Central Device: The wife admitting to cheating, but framing it as a selfless act “for him.” This creates an ironic twist. Infidelity is usually a betrayal, but she presents it as loyalty.
  • Punchline: The increasingly ridiculous justifications for the wife’s affairs. Each reason escalates from house building to gardening to… winning an election? The final reason is the most absurd, shifting from financial need to outright political manipulation. The humor relies on the juxtaposition of infidelity with civic duty.
  • Key Elements:
    • Infidelity: Core concept
    • Justification/Rationalization: The wife’s attempts to excuse her actions
    • Escalation: The increasing magnitude/consequence of the events
    • Political Undertones: The final punchline introduces an element of local politics/corruption

Comedic Enrichment:

Let’s focus on the political angle to generate some new humor.

Option 1: Witty Observation

“The wife in that joke wasn’t just having affairs; she was engaging in strategic marital governance. Forget ‘checks and balances’; she was operating on ‘favors and ballots.'”

Reasoning:

  • This observation highlights the absurdity of the situation by framing it in political terms. It uses political jargon to add to the humor.

Option 2: A “Did You Know?” Fact with a Twist

“Did you know that voter turnout tends to be lower in districts where gardening is highly popular? Coincidence? Maybe. Or perhaps those gardeners are too busy… ‘making deals’ to help their spouses’ political aspirations.”

Reasoning:

  • Starts with a semi-plausible (but ultimately irrelevant) “fact” to create a sense of credibility.
  • Connects the gardening element from the joke to the political theme, implying that there is something suspicious.

Option 3: A New Joke (Short Form)

Why did the politician’s wife insist on volunteering for the phone bank?

Because she believed “grassroots” campaigning involved very personal outreach.

Reasoning:

  • Utilizes a play on words with “grassroots,” connecting it to the gardener and insinuating that she was not just volunteering.
  • Suggests a more physical/intimate form of “outreach,” hinting at the infidelity theme.

Explanation of Enrichment Process:

I took the key elements of the original joke, especially the political aspect, and looked for interesting angles to build on. The goal was not to repeat the joke, but to expand upon it in a way that is still funny or thought-provoking. This can be done through observations, surprising facts, or new joke formats. The humour lies in highlighting the absurd implications of the wife’s actions and relating them to political practices.

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