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I went to the doctors the other day. The doc said “So what can I do for you?”…

Posted on September 19, 2025 by Joke Poo

I said to the doc "Well, for the last month I having been having the same dream. Beautiful girls are running towards me, but I keep pushing them away, I can't go on like this".
The doc said "So what can I do to help?"
I said "Break my arms!"

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” inspired by your original:

Joke Poo: The Plumber’s Predicament

I called the plumber the other day. He asked, “What’s the emergency?”

I told him, “For the past week, I’ve been having this recurring problem. Every time I flush, hundreds of tiny gold coins come bubbling back up into the toilet. It’s overflowing with wealth, but I can’t use the bathroom! I can’t live like this!”

The plumber scratches his head and says, “So, what exactly do you want me to do about it?”

I said, “Lower my water bill!”

Alright, let’s break down this joke and then build something funny on top of it.

Joke Analysis:

  • Setup: A patient goes to the doctor and describes a recurring dream where beautiful girls are running towards him, but he’s inexplicably pushing them away.
  • Misdirection: The audience expects a psychological or emotional explanation for the behavior. We assume the problem lies in the patient’s mind or subconscious.
  • Punchline: The patient wants the doctor to physically break his arms to prevent him from pushing the girls away in the dream. This subverts the expectation by offering a literal, physical solution to what seems like a psychological problem.
  • Humor Source: The humor derives from the incongruity of the physical solution to a dream problem. The joke also subtly plays on themes of desire, self-sabotage, and the conflict between wanting something and being unable to act on it.

Key Elements for Enrichment:

  1. Dreams: The joke revolves around a dream.
  2. Self-Sabotage/Desire: The patient is hindering himself from getting what he wants.
  3. Doctor/Medical Setting: The setting provides the structure for the joke.
  4. Literal Interpretation: The joke’s core relies on interpreting the problem literally.

New Humor (Witty Observation/Joke Extension):

Title: The Sleep Study

Original: The punchline “Break my arms!” is already pretty strong, but let’s explore further.

Observation:

“You know, the thing about doctors is they’re used to seeing weird requests. I bet somewhere there’s a medical journal article titled, ‘A Retrospective Analysis of Patient Requests Involving Limb Fractures as a Sleep Intervention Strategy: A Case Study of One.’ Followed by a lengthy discussion on the ethics of prescribing a sledgehammer.”

Joke Extension/Alternative Punchline:

The doc says “So what can I do to help?”

I said “Well doc, It’s like, they are coming to kiss me, hug me, but I’m stopping them. I wake up so frustrated.”
The doc says “You are blocking your blessngs, and these dreams are a window into your lack of self-worth. Let’s schedule some hypnotherapy, some EMDR, explore your childhood…”
I say “Or… can you just prescribe me some arm weights? Like, really heavy ones? Maybe even sew them into my pajama sleeves?”

Why it works:

  • The “Medical Journal” observation continues the incongruity of the physical solution by imagining it being a topic of serious medical research. The “ethics of a sledgehammer” adds a layer of dark humor.
  • The “Arm Weights” maintains the literal solution concept but adds an absurdist spin, making it slightly less aggressive and more lighthearted. The idea of sewing them into pajama sleeves is also quite funny!

The humour is maintained, and the core concepts are re-applied. The original premise of a doctor and a patient is maintained for a more “serious” feel.

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