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What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

Posted on September 19, 2025 by Joke Poo

Feyoncé

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” inspired by the Jay-Z/Beyonce pun:

Joke Poo: What did the plumber call his clogged toilet before he got to work?

Pooeyonce

Okay, let’s break down this Jay-Z joke:

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: “What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?”
  • Punchline: “Feyoncé”
  • Humor Mechanism: The joke relies on a pun. It replaces the “i” in Beyoncé’s name with “é” to mimic the word “fiancée” (meaning engaged woman). It leverages the audience’s familiarity with both Jay-Z and Beyoncé, and the knowledge that they are married. The unexpected pun is the source of the humor.

Key Elements:

  1. Jay-Z: Famous rapper, influential figure in music and business.
  2. Beyoncé: Iconic singer, performer, and businesswoman. One of the most recognizable names in pop culture.
  3. Marriage/Engagement: The relationship status between the two figures, implying a progression from “fiancée” to “wife.”
  4. Wordplay (Pun): The clever alteration of Beyoncé’s name.

Comedic Enrichment & New Humor:

Here are a few ways to spin this into something new, using factual tidbits:

1. Witty Observation/Social Commentary:

“It’s interesting. Jay-Z calling Beyoncé ‘Feyoncé’ implies a future state. Considering they’re now a literal power couple worth over a billion dollars combined, maybe she should have trademarked ‘Feyoncé’ too. Missed opportunity, Bey!” (This plays on Beyoncé’s savvy business sense and their immense wealth.)

2. New Joke (Building on the Original):

Q: What did Blue Ivy (Jay-Z and Beyoncé’s daughter) call her parents before they got married?
A: (Confused) Auntie Tina and Uncle Shawn. She hadn’t invented wordplay yet!
(This uses the element of family relationship and plays on the innocence of children).

3. ‘Did You Know’ Fact with a Humorous Twist:

“Did you know that Jay-Z and Beyoncé’s wedding in 2008 was so secretive that guests weren’t even allowed to bring cameras? Reportedly, Beyoncé only wore an unsigned white dress her mother, Tina Knowles Lawson, designed. Maybe she didn’t want to outshine a potential ‘Feyoncé’ themed wedding gown!” (This uses a real fact about their wedding and then ties it back to the original pun for a final chuckle.)

4. A Meta-Joke about Joke Analysis:

“Analyzing this ‘Feyoncé’ joke is more work than Jay-Z put into writing it. But hey, at least it’s more original than another ‘Lemonade’ pun.” (Self-aware humor that acknowledges the sometimes-forced nature of analyzing jokes.)

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