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What’s Canada’s favourite guitar pedal?

Posted on September 19, 2025 by Joke Poo

Auto Wah.

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing off the original guitar pedal joke:

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Alright, let’s dissect this Canadian guitar pedal pun.

Joke Breakdown:

  • Setup: “What’s Canada’s favorite guitar pedal?” Establishes a question/answer format.
  • Punchline: “Auto Wah.” Relies on a phonetic pun. “Auto Wah” sounds like “Ottawa,” the capital city of Canada.
  • Humor: The humor stems from the unexpected substitution of a well-known Canadian landmark with a piece of music gear using a simple sound-alike pun. It’s light, simple, and leans on geographic knowledge.

Key Elements:

  1. Canada: Nation, geographic location, known for politeness, maple syrup, and poutine.
  2. Guitar Pedal (Auto Wah): Music technology, particularly related to guitar playing, sound modification.
  3. Ottawa: Capital city of Canada, government hub.
  4. Phonetic Similarity: The sound overlap between “Auto Wah” and “Ottawa”.

New Humorous Creations based on the Elements:

Option 1: A Witty Observation:

“Canada’s love for the Auto Wah is a clear sign. Even their guitar tones are trying to be diplomatic. They’re saying ‘Wah! (but politely)'”

Option 2: An Amusing ‘Did You Know’:

“Did you know Ottawa was originally called Bytown, named after Colonel John By? If guitar pedals existed back then, Canada’s favorite might have been the ‘By-Pass’. Less catchy, but historically accurate!”

Option 3: A New Joke:

“Why did the Canadian guitar player bring a map to the gig? He wanted to make sure his Wah pedal always knew where Ottawa was!”

Explanation of choices:

  • Option 1: Plays into the common stereotype that Canadians are excessively polite.
  • Option 2: Combines an historical factoid about the Canadian capital with the guitar pedal element. It uses the same pun structure but applies it to a different layer of knowledge.
  • Option 3: Uses the original joke’s structure but introduces a scenario and expands the concept into a short narrative.

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