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I tried to make a joke about an Iain M Banks novel, but it fell flat.

Posted on September 20, 2025 by Joke Poo

I guess some people have no Culture.

Joke Poo:

I tried to make a joke about a cat eating too much yarn…

…I guess it was a real catastrophe.

Alright, let’s dissect this joke.

Core Joke Structure: It’s a pun. The setup establishes the premise of attempting a joke about Iain M. Banks, specifically referencing his Culture series, and the punchline uses the double meaning of “Culture” (as in society/upbringing and as in Banks’ fictional society) to explain why the joke failed.

Key Elements:

  • Iain M. Banks: Scottish author, famed for his Culture science fiction series. A sophisticated, often intellectual writer.
  • Culture (Series): The highly advanced, utopian (mostly) civilization central to Banks’ novels. Known for its eccentric names, advanced technology, and complex ethical considerations.
  • “Fell Flat”: A common idiom meaning the joke was not well-received.
  • “Culture” (General): Referring to a person’s level of education, sophistication, or appreciation for the arts.

Now, let’s leverage these elements for some comedic enrichment:

Option 1: A “Did You Know?” Style Anecdote:

Did you know that Iain M. Banks was notorious for having two distinct literary identities? He wrote mainstream fiction under the name “Iain Banks” and science fiction under “Iain M. Banks.” This makes it even more confusing when someone says their joke about Consider Phlebas fell flat. Was it because it wasn’t funny, or because they were trying to tell a joke about a science fiction novel to someone who only appreciated non-science fiction Banks? The possibilities are… Considerable.

Analysis of Option 1: This plays off the obscurity of Banks’ dual authorial identity. It uses a question and subtle wordplay on the title of one of Banks’ novels to add a layer of humor.

Option 2: A Meta-Joke:

I tried to explain the plot of Use of Weapons to my friend, but he just glazed over. I guess he just didn’t have the, ahem, “cultural” background. Frankly, trying to make that joke was probably more morally ambiguous than anything the Culture would ever do. You know, like a slightly less developed Gridlinked series. (See! Two jokes in one, and both of them are terrible!)

Analysis of Option 2: This one is meta, meaning it’s a joke about the difficulty of explaining or making jokes about something as complex as Banks’ Culture series. It references the complexities of Banks’ stories, the moral grey areas often explored, and then acknowledges the joke’s own failure. The final line (“See! Two jokes in one, and both of them are terrible!”) leans into the self-deprecation for extra comedic effect. It also references Neal Asher’s Gridlinked series, as an inferior (subjectively, of course) replacement.

Option 3: A Witty Observation:

It’s ironic, isn’t it? Iain M. Banks created a post-scarcity society in the Culture, yet jokes about his books remain a limited resource. They’re like unobtanium—everyone wants one, but good ones are incredibly hard to find.

Analysis of Option 3: This highlights the contrast between the Culture’s utopian abundance and the scarcity of good jokes related to the series. It uses “unobtanium” as a humorous metaphor for the rarity of successful Banks jokes, referencing a common trope in science fiction where a resource is difficult to obtain.

I hope you find these “comedic enrichments” to your liking! Let me know if you want another round.

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