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2 drunk men leave a bar after an all night bender.

Posted on September 21, 2025 by Joke Poo

While stumbling and staggering home they somehow find themselves in the lion enclosure at the local zoo.

Right in front of them a lion roars loud enough that one of the men snaps out of it and realises where they are.

"Shit! C'mon Larry, we gotta get the hell outta here, runnnn Larry, run!" he shouts.

Larry replies "not yet mate, let's stick around and see what the movie is!"

Joke Poo: Two Programmers Walk Into a Legacy System

Two programmers, fresh from an all-night coding sprint fueled by caffeine and despair, find themselves accidentally logged into a critical, ancient mainframe.

As they navigate the green-screen interface, a cascade of error messages, dating back to the 1980s, floods the terminal. One programmer, jolted awake by the sheer volume of cryptic warnings, panics.

“Holy crap, Bob! We’re gonna crash the entire system! Quick, log off, log off now!” he shouts.

Bob leans back in his chair, bleary-eyed. “Nah, man. Let’s stay a bit. I wanna see how this thing handles Y2K.”

Alright, let’s dissect this comedic beast:

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: Two extremely drunk men leave a bar and, through inebriated misfortune, end up in a lion enclosure at a zoo.
  • Premise: The absurdity of the situation. The danger is palpable, but their drunkenness prevents a rational response.
  • Punchline: Larry’s misinterpretation of the situation as a “movie” rather than a life-threatening scenario due to the roar of the lion.
  • Humor Type: Observational (on drunkenness and its effects), Situational (humor arises from the unexpected setting), Slapstick-adjacent (the potential for violent, cartoonish danger is high).
  • Key Elements: Drunkenness, Zoos, Lions, Misinterpretation/Confusion.

Comedic Enrichment:

Let’s focus on the ‘Lions’ element and weave in some fun facts.

New Joke/Observation:

Why don’t lions make good film critics?

Because they always give roaring reviews! And if they really hate a movie, they give it five claws down.

Explanation: The original joke centered on Larry mistaking the lion’s roar for a movie. My addition expands on this lion/movie association. The ‘roaring reviews’ bit plays on the positive aspect of lion’s roar and its loudness. The “five claws down” (a play on the standard five-star system) evokes the image of a lion using its claws in a disapproving manner.

Amusing “Did You Know” (to enhance the original joke):

Did you know that a lion’s roar can be heard up to 5 miles away? So, Larry wasn’t entirely wrong to think he was hearing something big. It was just a nature documentary… starring him!

Explanation: This little factoid adds a layer of context to the original joke. It emphasizes the power and intensity of a lion’s roar. Then, the humorous twist comes from framing it as if Larry’s (mis)perception was partly justifiable but ultimately wrong in a funny, self-aware way. It links directly back to the original premise.

Bonus: If Drunk Larry worked in a film studio…

Larry stumbles into the screening room. The director asks, “Larry, what do you think of the new lion documentary?”

Larry slurs, “Needs more… roar emotion!”

Explanation: This short punchline-based joke continues with the themes of drunkenness, lions, and film but with an added twist of Larry now attempting to give his unprofessional opinion.

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