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I met an American comedian on holiday the other day, I asked him what it’s like working in the USA nowadays

Posted on September 22, 2025 by Joke Poo

He said “I can’t complain”

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of the comedian joke, titled “The Existential Plumber”:

Joke Poo: The Existential Plumber

I met a German philosopher who moonlighted as a plumber the other day. I asked him what it’s like fixing pipes, given his, you know, unique perspective on the world.

He said, “I’m not sure… they all seam to lead to the same place.”

Alright, let’s dissect this joke.

Core Elements:

  • Setup: The joke sets up an expectation of a serious answer about the state of comedy in the US. The phrase “what it’s like working in the USA nowadays” suggests a potentially complex or even challenging work environment, perhaps referencing political correctness, cancel culture, or economic pressures.
  • Punchline: “I can’t complain” is a pun. It simultaneously means:
    • The comedian is doing fine professionally (a positive statement).
    • The comedian is physically unable to complain (implying some injury or disability).
  • Humor: The humor lies in the unexpected double meaning, the deliberate misdirection of the listener’s expectations, and the implied physical gag.

Interesting Related Tidbits:

  • Stand-up Comedy’s History of Complaints: Stand-up comedy has a long and storied history of complaint. From Lenny Bruce railing against societal norms to Richard Pryor’s brutally honest self-deprecation, complaining (in a funny way) is a huge part of the genre.
  • “I Can’t Complain” and Stoicism: The phrase “I can’t complain” is often associated with a stoic mindset – accepting what life throws at you without negativity. Stoicism actually has a resurgence in popularity nowadays, especially among entrepreneurs!

New Humor Generation:

Okay, armed with our analysis and trivia, here’s a new joke playing off the original:

Joke:

I was interviewing a mime for a job, and I asked him, “What do you think you bring to the company?”

He shrugged, then pulled out a whiteboard and wrote: “A can’t complain attitude!”

I hired him instantly. It turns out he’s a terrible mime, but an absolutely phenomenal corporate stoic. When the Q3 results came in, he was the only one smiling… or, at least, not not smiling.

Why it Works:

  • Builds on the “Can’t Complain” concept: Connects the pun of not being able to complain, with a physical disability again, which is then linked to the mime.
  • Reverses Expectations: The punchline shifts from a personal issue (the first comedian) to an unexpected professional quality (corporate stoicism).
  • Absurdity: The idea of a mime being valued for stoicism is inherently funny. The closing line amplifies this absurdity.
  • Ties in relevant trivia: The joke links to the concept of stoicism, relevant to how people often handle difficult situations.

I hope you found this breakdown and the additional joke humorous!

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