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What is it called when you take a shit at the end of your workday?

Posted on September 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

A log out

Okay, I understand. Here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke:

Joke Poo: Anode Discharge

What do you call it when a robot dumps its excess energy after a long shift?

A battery dump.

Alright, let’s dissect this… ahem… “joke.”

Key Elements:

  • Pun: The core of the humor is a pun, playing on the double meaning of “log out” (a computer term) and “log” (a euphemism for feces).
  • Crude Humor/Bathroom Humor: Relies on the inherently taboo and often funny nature of discussing bodily functions.
  • Relatability (possibly): Many people experience bowel movements around the same time each day, potentially including the end of their workday.
  • Wordplay: The joke relies on the juxtaposition of something mundane (work) and something bodily (excrement).

Analysis:

The humor is low-brow but effective due to its simplicity and the instant recognition of the pun. The ‘shock’ factor of the subject matter contributes to the overall amusement.

Now, let’s enrich the comedic experience with a new piece of humor:

New Joke/Observation:

I tried to schedule a “log out” for 5 pm, but my colon kept sending me reminder notifications all afternoon. Apparently, it was experiencing a “throughput bottleneck” and wanted to “flush the cache” sooner rather than later. Turns out, “system updates” aren’t just for computers anymore.

Explanation:

  • This joke builds upon the original’s computer/bowel movement analogy.
  • It introduces further computer-related terms (throughput bottleneck, flush the cache, system updates) and applies them humorously to the context of bowel function.
  • It adds a layer of absurdity by personifying the colon and giving it computer-like behaviors.

Bonus: Amusing “Did You Know?”

Did you know that the average person produces about 128 grams of feces per day? That’s approximately the weight of a standard computer mouse. So, next time you’re thinking about your daily “log out,” remember you’re essentially expelling the equivalent of a slightly used, slightly brown, computer peripheral. You can call it your “poo-tooth device.”

Explanation:

  • This ties in a factual element (the weight of average daily feces) to the joke.
  • It maintains the computer/bodily function connection.
  • It uses vivid and slightly disturbing imagery for added comedic effect.
  • It provides a catchy alternate name: Poo-tooth device.

Hopefully, these enrichments provide a more complex and perhaps slightly less scatological, comedic experience!

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