when her car breaks down. She sees an old farmhouse in the distance and walks to it seeking help. She meets with the farmer who says he would be happy to assist, but since it's Sunday, the mechanic will be closed.
He tells her she's welcome to stay in the spare room for the night, but she has to keep away from his sons.
The sons are both strong and tan from working the fields and they are both handsome too.
That night the lady thinks "What the hell" so she sneaks into the brothers room and asks them if they want to fuck.
"You bet!" they say, so she says they can do all the freaky shit as long as they wear condoms.
"Well what's a condom?"
"It's a special bag you put around your dick so I don't get pregnant" she explains. So the brothers put on the condoms and all 3 of them have a night of complete debauchery. The next day the farmer calls the mechanic, the lady gets her car fixed and leaves.
15 years later the brothers have had a few drinks and are reminiscing.
"Hey, you remember that time we did the freaky shit with that city girl?"
"Yup, shure do"
"Do you care if she gets pregnant?"
"Nope"
"Then let's take these damn things off"
Joke Poo: The Accountant’s Audits
A meticulous auditor is working late one Friday when the office mainframe crashes. Stranded, he notices a dimly lit bar across the street. Seeking solace, he ventures inside. The bartender, a grizzled veteran of many late nights, offers him a drink and a sympathetic ear.
The bartender says he would be happy to assist, but since it’s Friday, the computer repair guy will be gone for the week end.
The bartender tells him he’s welcome to stay in the spare room for the night, but he has to keep away from his regular clients.
The regulars are all sharp dress and they all look rich.
That night the auditor thinks “What the hell” so he sneaks into the clients area and asks them if they want a free audit.
“You bet!” they say, so he says they can do all the financial freaky shit as long as they declare all their assets and income.
“Well what’s declare?”
“It’s a special form you fill out so I don’t find any discrepancies” he explains. So the clients fill out all the declaration forms and all of them spend the night redoing all their financial papers. The next day the bartender calls the computer repair guy, the auditor gets his data back and leaves.
15 years later the clients have had a few drinks and are reminiscing.
“Hey, you remember that time we did the freaky shit with that auditor?”
“Yup, shure do”
“Do you care if he finds any discrepancies?”
“Nope”
“Then let’s hire some offshore accounts”
Okay, let’s dissect this joke and see if we can cultivate some comedic fertilizer.
Joke Breakdown:
- Setup: A stranded, attractive woman encounters a farmer with attractive sons, creating a scenario ripe with potential sexual tension. The farmer’s warning establishes a clear obstacle (the sons) and anticipation.
- Inciting Incident: The woman initiating the sexual encounter flips the expected script.
- The Twist: The brothers’ ignorance about condoms provides the humor. The punchline reveals the complete misunderstanding and delayed realization of the condom’s purpose, highlighting their naivety and the woman’s (ultimately pointless) precaution.
- Humor Source: The joke relies on several layers:
- Situational Irony: The woman’s attempt at safe sex is rendered absurd by the brothers’ ignorance.
- Stereotypes: Rural naivety vs. urban sophistication. The attractive woman as sexually assertive.
- Delayed Realization: The punchline derives its humor from the extended delay in the brothers comprehending the purpose of the condoms.
Key Elements:
- Naivety: The brothers’ ignorance is central.
- Rural Setting: The farmhouse and the brothers’ occupation contribute to the ‘country bumpkin’ stereotype.
- Delayed Gratification/Realization: The humor comes from the 15-year delay in understanding.
- Condoms: As the misunderstood object.
Comedic Enrichment Attempt:
Given the key elements, let’s try a “Did You Know?” observation that plays off the naivety and the delayed understanding:
“Did you know that the earliest known depictions of condom usage date back 12,000 years to cave paintings in France? Which just goes to show you, it’s never too early to start educating your farm boys on contraceptive technology… especially if they’re going to be storing them for fifteen years, just in case.”
Why this works:
- Connects to the Joke: It directly references condoms.
- Plays on Naivety: The juxtaposition of ancient condom knowledge and the brothers’ ignorance amplifies the humor.
- Adds a Layer of Absurdity: The length of time they were using the condoms improperly is brought up again.
- Factually-Based: Cave paintings and early condom usage are real. This gives it a bit of an educational bent, making the humor slightly more sophisticated (or at least, trying to).