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I wanted some honey, so I went to a local apiary to get some of my own bees.

Posted on September 24, 2025 by Joke Poo

I said, "Can I get some bees to make some of my own honey, please?"

Happily he obliged, "Sure! How many would you like?"

"Twelve," I said.

He then left for a moment, and came back with a box full of buzzing bees. After looking at the box however I noticed there were thirteen bees.

"Sir, you gave me thirteen bees when I asked for twelve."

He waved the thought away casually with his hand and said, "Don't worry, it's a freebee."

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I wanted a robust function, so I went to a senior developer to get some of my own code reviewed.

I said, “Can I get this function reviewed, to make some of my own robust code, please?”

Happily he obliged, “Sure! How many lines is it?”

“Twelve,” I said.

He then left for a moment, and came back with a list of feedback, but I noticed there were thirteen points.

“Sir, you gave me thirteen feedback points when I asked for twelve.”

He waved the thought away casually with his hand and said, “Don’t worry, it’s a freebug.”

Alright, let’s analyze this bee-autiful joke!

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: The joke sets up a scenario of someone buying bees to produce honey.
  • Punchline Delivery: The humor hinges on a pun. The seller gives the buyer an extra bee (a “free bee”), playing on the word “freebie.”
  • Key Elements:
    • Bees/Honey: The core subject matter.
    • Wordplay/Pun: The “freebee” pun is central to the joke.
    • Numerical Inaccuracy: The discrepancy between the request for twelve bees and the delivery of thirteen.

Humor Enrichment:

Let’s leverage these elements for a new comedic tidbit:

Type of Humor: Amusing ‘Did You Know’ with a Pun

Enriched Humor:

“Did you know that worker bees, the unsung heroes of honey production, literally work themselves to death? They only live for about 6 weeks during peak honey season, buzzing around until their wings give out. So, when you’re asking for a dozen bees to start your own hive, remember: that extra ‘freebee’ isn’t just a bargain, it’s potentially a very, very short-term employee!”

Why it Works:

  • Builds on Original Joke: It maintains the theme of bees and incorporates the idea of purchasing bees.
  • Incorporates Factual Information: The short lifespan of worker bees adds a layer of slightly dark, yet humorous, context.
  • Reinforces the Pun: The phrase “freebee” is used again, linking back to the original joke and solidifying the connection.
  • Unexpected Twist: The thought of bees as short-term employees flips the initial friendly, honey-making image and adds an absurdist element.

In essence, we’ve taken the original joke’s core components – bees, pun, and a transaction – and used real bee facts to create a slightly more elaborate, and hopefully more humorous, observation about the lifecycle of a bee. It also adds a touch of morbidity to the initially lighthearted tone, creating a sense of ironic humor.

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