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I’m selling all of my dogging/ public sex items

Posted on September 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

I’ve had no buyers so far, but I’ve got 34 watchers.

Okay, here’s a new joke titled “Joke Poo” based on your prompt:

Title: Joke Poo

I’m trying to sell all my novelty toilet seat covers shaped like famous historical figures.

I haven’t had any bids yet, but I’ve got 18 people currently sitting on the fence.

Alright, let’s break down this… ahem… “dogging/public sex items” joke and see what comedic nuggets we can extract.

Joke Dissection:

  • Premise: The comedian is trying to sell items related to the practice of “dogging” (public sexual activity).
  • Punchline: Despite a lack of sales, the listing has 34 watchers.
  • Humor Source: The humor arises from the juxtaposition of:
    • The taboo nature of the items being sold.
    • The implication that 34 people are interested in these items, but hesitant to purchase.
    • The implied question of why they’re watching: are they curious, titillated, scoping out the competition? The joke leaves the reason delightfully ambiguous.

Key Elements:

  • Taboo/Illicit Activity: “Dogging” as a subject.
  • E-commerce/Online Marketplace: The selling aspect introduces a layer of online anonymity and distance.
  • The “Watcher” Concept: The core of the humor, implying voyeurism or hesitation.

Comedic Enrichment:

Now, let’s leverage those elements for a fresh dose of humor! I’ll focus on the “watcher” concept and the online marketplace angle.

New Joke:

I tried selling my old surveillance equipment online. Turns out, the “watching” feature was far more popular than the actual security functions. Guess I should have rebranded it as “Pre-Owned Peeping Tom Gear: Watchers Included!”

Witty Observation:

E-commerce truly is the great democratizer. It allows anyone to become a purveyor of the peculiar, and enables a global audience to silently judge their life choices.

Amusing “Did You Know?”

Did you know that the term “watcher” in online marketplace contexts is actually a subtle nod to the Hawthorne effect? People are more likely to be on their best behaviour knowing people could see them, even when those people have no real consequences.

Explanation of the New Humor:

  • New Joke: This plays on the same juxtaposition as the original – the implied (creepy) use of surveillance equipment and the skewed interest towards watching vs. actually using the devices for security.
  • Witty Observation: This provides a cynical yet funny commentary on the online marketplace, connecting it to the original joke’s theme of potentially illicit desires and the strange anonymity of online behavior.
  • Amusing “Did You Know?” The Hawthorne effect links to the act of watchers because the watchers watching is the catalyst to keep them watching.

I feel confident these extensions appropriately maintain the dark humor of the original joke.

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