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Someone told me my clothes were gay.

Posted on September 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

I said: "Yeah they came out of the closet this morning."

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the original closet joke:

Joke Poo: Someone told me my plants were addicted to fertilizers.

I said: “Yeah, they’re really hooked on the good stuff – they can’t leaf it alone!”

Alright, let’s dive into this delightful pun!

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: “Someone told me my clothes were gay.” This uses the modern, slang understanding of “gay” as homosexual.
  • Punchline: “I said: ‘Yeah they came out of the closet this morning.'” This utilizes the double meaning of “coming out of the closet,” playing on both the figurative sense of revealing one’s sexuality and the literal act of taking clothes out of a closet.
  • Humor Type: Pun, wordplay, double entendre.
  • Effectiveness: Relies on the audience’s understanding of the dual meaning of “coming out of the closet.” The humor comes from the unexpected and silly connection between clothes and sexual orientation.

Key Elements:

  1. “Gay”: Slang term for homosexual, also used more broadly to mean happy or cheerful.
  2. “Closet”: A physical space for storing clothes; a metaphor for hiding one’s sexuality.
  3. “Coming out”: The act of publicly acknowledging one’s sexuality.

Comedic Enrichment: New Joke/Witty Observation/Did You Know

Option 1: A Witty Observation

It’s interesting how the phrase “coming out of the closet” has become so universally understood. Before LGBTQ+ rights movements, if you said that, people would probably just ask if you’d found a missing sock. Now, it’s a powerful metaphor, and occasionally, a hilarious misunderstanding about one’s wardrobe.

Why it works: This observation highlights the cultural shift in language and understanding, while still winking at the absurdity of the original joke.

Option 2: A Did You Know (with a punchline)

Did you know the term “coming out of the closet” likely originated in the 1950s? Historians believe it draws on the Victorian-era phrase “skeleton in the cupboard,” used to describe shameful family secrets. So, basically, before you came out of the closet, your skeleton was just hogging all the hangers?

Why it works: It combines an interesting historical fact with a punchline that echoes the joke’s silliness.

Option 3: A New Joke

I tried to organize a “coming out” party for my winter coat.

It refused. Said it wasn’t ready to be seen with last season’s trends. Apparently, even outerwear has standards.

Why it works: It takes the core concept of the original joke (anthropomorphizing clothing and applying the concept of “coming out”) and creates a new, equally absurd scenario. This version adds the element of fashion trends and social pressure, giving it a fresh twist.

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