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Two women talking in a restaurant

Posted on June 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

First woman: I was trimming the hair round my private parts and decided to use my phone as a mirror.

Second woman: How did it go?

First woman: It was going great until I started getting likes on Facebook.

Joke Poo:

Two programmers chatting during a break at a hackathon:

First Programmer: I was debugging a particularly nasty piece of legacy code and decided to use ChatGPT to explain it line by line.

Second Programmer: How did it go?

First Programmer: It was going great until I started getting pull requests from other people.

Alright, let’s dissect this hairy situation!

Joke Deconstruction:

  • Premise: A woman uses her phone as a mirror while grooming "down there."
  • Punchline: The unexpected twist is that she’s broadcasting her private grooming session live on Facebook, mistaking likes for phone functionality.
  • Humor Source:
    • Absurdity: The premise is already a bit absurd. Few would use a phone as their primary grooming mirror.
    • Misunderstanding/Ignorance: The core humor lies in the woman’s misinterpretation of Facebook notifications, leading to a very public and embarrassing situation.
    • Taboo/Inappropriateness: There’s a strong element of taboo humor due to the subject matter of pubic hair grooming.

Key Elements:

  1. Phone: Modern technology reliance, social media dependence.
  2. Private Parts/Grooming: Taboo, personal hygiene, body image.
  3. Facebook/Social Media: Broadcasting, validation seeking, potential for embarrassing overshares.
  4. Misunderstanding: The core of the joke’s delivery.

Comedic Enrichment – Building on the Core:

Let’s leverage the key element of the phone and its role in documenting every darn thing, mixed with the inherent awkwardness of private grooming:

Witty Observation:

"I’m convinced future archaeologists won’t find pottery shards, but rather cracked phone screens with incriminating selfies in the deleted folder. You know, the kind taken at angles that would make Escher blush, probably during a misguided attempt at manscaping."

Or, a Did You Know… (with a twist):

"Did you know that the average smartphone is estimated to have more bacteria than a toilet seat? Which makes using it as a grooming mirror a truly shitty situation, especially if you accidentally go live on TikTok."

New Joke (Playing on expectations):

A guy walks into a phone repair shop, holding his phone gingerly.

Technician: "Looks like a shattered screen. What happened?"

Guy: "I was watching a ‘How To’ video on manscaping and lost focus."

Technician: "Ouch. So…did you drop it?"

Guy: "Worse. Let’s just say I accidentally FaceTimed my mother."

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