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KFC is experimenting with GMO chickens …

Posted on October 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

I guess they're looking for something CRISPR.

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original KFC/CRISPR joke:

Joke Poo Title: Big Pharma’s New Cure

Joke:

Big Pharma is experimenting with GMO probiotics…

I guess they’re looking for something CRISPR intestinal!

Okay, let’s break down this joke:

Original Joke Analysis:

  • Premise: KFC, a well-known fast-food chain specializing in fried chicken, is reportedly experimenting with genetically modified (GMO) chickens.
  • Punchline: “I guess they’re looking for something CRISPR.”
  • Humor Mechanism: This is a pun. It relies on the similar sound of “crisper” (referring to better fried chicken) and CRISPR, a revolutionary gene-editing technology. The humor comes from the unexpected connection between KFC’s potential goals and a cutting-edge scientific tool.

Key Elements:

  1. KFC: Fast-food chain, association with fried chicken.
  2. GMO Chickens: Genetically modified organisms, scientific/agricultural context, potential ethical concerns (used, but not necessarily emphasized for this type of joke).
  3. CRISPR: A gene-editing technology (CRISPR-Cas9), scientifically complex but becoming more widely known.
  4. “Crisper”: Culinary term suggesting better texture and quality in fried chicken.

Comedic Enrichment & New Humor:

Now, let’s use this breakdown to create a new piece of humor. I’ll go for a “Did you Know?” style observation, playing on the surprising nature of CRISPR:

New Humor Piece:

Did you know? CRISPR, the gene-editing technology that could theoretically eliminate genetic diseases, is also being considered by KFC. Not to cure rickets in chickens, mind you, but to maximize the number of drumsticks per bird. Apparently, ethics come second to satisfying those late-night cravings. Which raises the real question: Can CRISPR also edit out the guilt I feel after demolishing a bucket of their extra crispy?

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