Everyone had a ball
Okay, here’s a new joke based on your Monorchids Anonymous joke, aiming for a similar structure and a surprising punchline:
Joke Poo: Hemorrhoids Support Group
I went to a Hemorrhoids Support Group meeting.
Everyone was really sitting awkwardly.
Alright, let’s analyze this one. It’s a classic play on words relying on:
- The setup: Presenting a seemingly serious situation – a “Monorchids Anonymous” meeting (a support group for individuals with one testicle).
- The punchline: Creating an ironic and humorous contrast with the setup by using the double meaning of “ball.” It’s both a testicle and an enjoyable experience. The humor lies in the unexpected levity within a potentially sensitive context.
Now, let’s enrich! Here are a few approaches based on the deconstructed elements:
Approach 1: Expanding on the Anonymity Angle:
- Humorous Observation: “Monorchids Anonymous meetings are tough. Everyone’s afraid of outing themselves…figuratively, of course. And finding parking is a nightmare – nobody wants to parallel park in that situation.”
- Did You Know (with a punchline): “Did you know that in ancient Greece, it was considered fashionable to have only one testicle? They believed it increased athleticism. Makes you wonder what the ‘ball’ games were really like back then.”
Approach 2: Playing on the Medical Aspect:
- New Joke: Why did the surgeon start a Monorchids Anonymous chapter? Because he was tired of only getting half the credit.
- Humorous Observation: “You know, monorchidism is actually more common than you think. Statistically, you’re probably only one nut away from being invited to a surprisingly lively support group.”
Approach 3: Leaning into the Double Entendre:
- New Joke: I tried to join Monorchids Anonymous, but they said I was “too well-rounded” for their group.
- Humorous Observation: “Monorchids Anonymous: where ‘hanging in there’ takes on a whole new meaning.”
I think the ancient Greece one has potential as the basis for a longer standup bit, exploring the ‘ideal’ male form over time and how cultural aesthetics can clash so hard with modern medicine/sensibilities.

