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They had a contest to choose the best neckwear…

Posted on October 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

It was a tie.

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the neckwear joke, titled “Joke Poo: The Great Toilet Paper Shortage”:

Joke Poo: The Great Toilet Paper Shortage

They held a crisis meeting to determine the nation’s best alternative to toilet paper during the Great TP Shortage…

It was a corn-plete disaster.

Alright, let’s break down this pun-tastic joke:

Elements:

  • Setup: A contest to choose the best neckwear.
  • Punchline: “It was a tie.” (Plays on the double meaning of “tie” – the neckwear and the result of a contest).
  • Type of Humor: Pun, wordplay, situational irony.

Analysis: The humor lies in the unexpected twist. The listener anticipates a comment on the quality of the neckwear, but the punchline exploits the homonym “tie” for a humorous and abrupt conclusion. It’s simple, efficient, and reliant on a single word for its effect.

Comedic Enrichment:

Now, let’s build upon this with some neckwear-related humor:

Option 1: Witty Observation (Playing on the pun)

“The tie-breaking procedure at the neckwear contest was surprisingly diplomatic. Instead of arm-wrestling, they had a knot-off.”

Why it works: We’re continuing the pun-based humor, using the “tie” pun as a springboard to a new, related pun. “Knot-off” plays on the tying of a tie and the concept of a competition.

Option 2: Did You Know? (Factual twist with humor)

Did you know that the world’s most expensive tie, the Suashish Tie, costs $220,000? At that price, if there’s a tie in the “Best Neckwear” contest, it’s going to cause a real financial knot-mare.

Why it works: This combines a genuine fact about an absurdly expensive tie with the pre-existing pun. The “knot-mare” subtly references both the complexity of tying a tie and the problematic situation of a tie in the contest.

Option 3: New Joke (Building on the premise)

Why was the bow tie always invited to the neckwear parties?

Because it was always so well suited for the occasion!

Why it works: This introduces another type of neckwear (bow tie) and builds another wordplay based on the use of the word suited.

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