The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
Okay, I’ll take that challenge! Here’s my “Joke Poo” version, playing on the original’s structure and surprise, but with a new subject:
Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a politician and a compost bin?
The compost bin only pretends to recycle garbage.
Alright, let’s dissect this prickly pear of a joke!
Deconstruction:
- Setup: The joke sets up a classic comparison format: “What’s the difference between X and Y?” This creates anticipation for a surprising or clever answer.
- Punchline: The punchline relies on a double entendre (double meaning). “Pricks” can refer to:
- The literal quills of a porcupine.
- A derogatory term for unpleasant or arrogant people (especially drivers).
- Humor: The humor comes from the unexpected application of the insulting connotation of “pricks” to BMW drivers, implying a negative stereotype about their behavior or attitude on the road. It’s a joke that relies on pre-existing biases, making it potentially divisive.
- Target: The target of the joke is primarily BMW drivers (or a stereotypical image of them). The humor is derived from poking fun at that stereotype.
- Key Elements: BMW, Porcupine, “Pricks” (double meaning), Stereotypes.
Comedic Enrichment & New Material:
Okay, let’s use these elements to craft something fresh:
Approach 1: The “Did You Know?” Approach (Leveraging factual information for humor):
“Did you know that BMW drivers are statistically not more likely to get speeding tickets? However, porcupines are more likely to cause flat tires… mostly in rural areas. So, maybe the real difference between a BMW and a porcupine is that one is more likely to be pulled over by the police and the other… will simply stop you from moving.”
Why it works:
- I’m using the original punchline as a framework to create an unexpected and related joke. The reference to flat tires is inspired by the original reference to Porcupines and their natural habits.
- Undercuts the negative stereotype slightly with the speeding ticket fact, then reinvents the punch with “more likely to stop you.”
- The “did you know” frame provides a pseudo-intellectual justification, even though the conclusion is absurd.
Approach 2: Meta-Commentary on the Joke Itself:
“That old BMW/Porcupine joke? So offensive! I mean, comparing anything to a porcupine is just lazy. Those guys are environmental engineers! They aerate the soil, provide shelter, and their quills are essentially biodegradable toothpicks for other animals. BMW drivers, on the other hand… well, let’s just say their indicators aren’t exactly biodegradable.”
Why it works:
- Inverts the original joke by defending the porcupine.
- Uses sarcasm to reinforce the stereotype of BMW drivers, while simultaneously pretending to be socially conscious.
- Adds a playful jab at the indicators, a common complaint that’s related to the original stereotype.
Approach 3: A New Twist:
“What do you call a BMW driving through a porcupine convention? A prickmobile.”
Why it works:
- Combines the core elements – BMW, porcupine, “prick” – in a new wordplay format.
- Relatively simple and quick delivery.
- A bit juvenile, but it has its place.
In conclusion, the original joke is effective due to its reliance on stereotype and wordplay. But, that joke has the potential to be reinvented by twisting expectations or combining factual data to achieve similar comedic effects while possibly avoiding being too offensive.

