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What do you call a kid sized food portion?

Posted on October 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

Childish

Joke Poo:

Original Joke: What do you call a kid-sized food portion? Childish.

New Joke: What do you call a well-behaved dog at a poop-scooping competition? Civilized.

Okay, let’s break down this joke:

Analysis:

  • Setup: “What do you call a kid sized food portion?” This sets up a classic riddle-style question, implying a clever or punny answer.
  • Punchline: “Childish.” The humor relies on the double meaning of “childish.” It refers both to something relating to a child and to something immature or silly. It’s a pun, substituting one definition for the other in an unexpected way.
  • Key Elements:
    • Children/Kids
    • Food Portions
    • The word “Childish” (and its double meaning)

Comedic Enrichment:

Now, let’s use these elements to create something new. I’ll aim for a slightly more sophisticated (but still hopefully chuckle-worthy) bit of humor:

New Observation/Joke:

Did you know that the concept of “child-sized” food portions is relatively modern? Historically, children often ate the same foods as adults, just… less. This likely contributed to the common childhood malady of “rickets” – which, ironically, made their bones incredibly childish in the sense of being fragile and easily broken.

Explanation of How it Works:

  • Connects to the original elements: It still deals with children and food. It even uses the word “childish” again, but in a different, more literal and historically grounded context.
  • Adds a layer of factual humor: The “rickets” fact is slightly absurd when juxtaposed with the original joke’s pun. The surprise element is that something “childish” in the sense of “immature/silly” can lead to actual bone deformities.
  • Subverts Expectations: The audience is likely expecting another pun, but gets a slightly dry historical observation with a subtle, ironic twist at the end.

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