…..bison.
Joke Poo: What Did the Comedian Say to His Heckler?
What did the comedian say to his heckler, right after he delivered a perfectly crafted, devastating comeback?
…Mic drop.
Alright, let’s analyze this knee-slapper!
Joke Dissection:
- Setup: “What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at school?”
- Punchline: “…bison.”
- Humor Mechanism: Pun/Wordplay. The joke relies on the similar sounds of “bye, son” and “bison.” It’s a play on words using an animal known by two different names: buffalo and bison.
Key Elements:
- Buffalo/Bison: The central subject. The animal’s dual name is crucial to the joke.
- Parent/Child Relationship: Implies a familiar familial scenario: dropping a child off at school.
- Parenthood and animal puns
Comedic Enrichment:
Okay, let’s use this to create some new humor! Here are a few options:
Option 1: Observational Humor
“You know, it’s ironic. We call them Buffalo Bills fans, but technically, a ‘Bills’ fan rooting for a team from New York should be a Bison Bills fan. Unless, of course, they’re banking on the historical inaccuracy to somehow charge up their team… I’ll show myself out.”
Option 2: Improved Joke
Why did the buffalo get detention at school?
… he wouldn’t stop bison so rude!
Option 3: Factual & Funny “Did You Know?”
“Did you know that while ‘buffalo’ and ‘bison’ are often used interchangeably, true buffalo (like the water buffalo of Asia and the Cape buffalo of Africa) are actually quite different from North American bison? So, really, using the joke ‘bison’ is scientifically accurate! You’re not just telling a dad joke, you’re conducting a lesson in zoology. Well, a very brief and highly questionable one.”
Option 4: A New Variation
Question: How does a buffalo say goodbye over text?
Answer: “Bison!” with a buffalo emoji. Emojis really help convey the meaning… or muddy the waters, depending on your tolerance for animal puns.

