They burri-toes
Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” titled “Constellation Contemplation,” inspired by the tortilla/sock joke:
Title: Constellation Contemplation
What do telescopes and dentists have in common?
They’re both looking for cavities!
Alright, let’s break down this tortilla/sock joke:
Joke Dissection:
- Setup: “What do tortillas and socks have in common?” This sets up a comparison between two seemingly unrelated items.
- Punchline: “They burri-toes” This is a pun, a play on the word “bury” and “burrito” combined with “toes,” connecting to the use for both items. The humor relies on the unexpected connection between the actions and items that make up the pun.
- Humor Mechanism: Pun/Wordplay. The joke exploits the phonetic similarity between “bury” and “burri” (from “burrito”) to create a humorous and unexpected connection.
- Element 1: Tortillas: The food.
- Element 2: Socks: Garment for foot protection.
- Element 3: Toes: Part of the foot.
- Element 4: Wordplay (“burri-toes”): The sound that unites the joke.
Comedic Enrichment & New Joke Generation:
Let’s leverage a tidbit about the origin of the burrito to craft a new joke.
Tidbit: The burrito is believed to have originated in Ciudad Juarez, Mexico, around 1910. It’s said that a street vendor used large flour tortillas to wrap up various foods, providing a convenient and portable meal for people (including children he called “burritos” or “little donkeys” since the tortilla rolls resembled a donkey’s bedroll) on their way to school.
New Joke Idea: Playing on the Original Etymology
Why did the tortilla feel bad for the socks?
Because they had to carry all the little toes, just like the “burritos” of old!
Explanation of new joke:
- Plays on the original: The “burri-toes” joke established a connection between tortillas and toes.
- Leverages tidbit: The joke uses the fact that historically, they were also made to carry something like a “small donkey.” This connection reinforces that tortillas are used to wrap or carry something.
- Humor Mechanism: It’s a lighthearted and slightly absurd scenario where a tortilla is expressing empathy for the socks. It’s based on an unusual connection (as most jokes are), and builds on the original joke with a new angle.
Witty Observation:
Here’s a slightly drier, observational piece of humor:
“The ‘burri-toes’ joke is the ultimate example of cultural appropriation. I mean, using a beloved Mexican food to make a pun about… feet? It’s either brilliant or deeply offensive. Or both. Probably both.”
Why it’s humorous: The hyperbole about cultural appropriation is a common theme in modern comedy. The humor comes from the exaggeration of how serious and ridiculous the joke is.
Did You Know? (Amusingly Enhanced):
“Did you know that the world’s largest burrito weighed over 12,000 pounds? That’s enough ‘burri-toes’ to fill… well, a very, very large pair of socks. I’m not sure why you’d want to, but you could.“
Why it’s funny: It uses a real fact (the massive burrito) and then connects it back to the original joke in an absurd and impractical manner.

