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Knock knock

Posted on June 7, 2025 by Joke Poo

Who's there?

Do you want two CDs.

Do I want two CDs who?

Do you want two CDs nuts? (Do you want to see Deez Nuts?)

Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the "Knock Knock" joke, titled "The Compost Question":

Title: The Compost Question

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in! I’m biodegrading! (Let us in!)

Alright, let’s break down this classic "Deez Nuts" joke.

Joke Dissection:

  • Type: Knock-knock joke, pun-based
  • Setup: Follows the established knock-knock format, building anticipation.
  • Punchline: Relies on misdirection. The "two CDs" sounds like "to see" and is then mashed into "Deez Nuts," a crude but instantly recognizable punchline.
  • Humor Source: The humor comes from the unexpected and absurd shift from a seemingly innocent question to a childish, slightly offensive retort. It plays on the listener’s expectations and uses a common internet meme.

Key Elements:

  1. Knock-Knock Format: The familiar call-and-response provides structure and predictability, amplifying the impact of the surprise.
  2. Phonetic Similarity: The core of the joke hinges on "two CDs" sounding like "to see."
  3. "Deez Nuts": The iconic, silly, and provocative meme serves as the surprise element.
  4. Misdirection: The joke sets a trap, guiding the listener towards a mundane interaction before pulling the rug out.

Comedic Enrichment and New Humor:

Okay, let’s use some interesting facts about CDs and music to make this funnier. Did you know that CDs are becoming so obsolete some countries no longer manufacture them. Let’s work with that.

New Joke:

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Do you want to see two CDs?

Do you want to see two CDs who?

Do you want to see two CDs go extinct and become museum pieces? DEEZ NUTS! (Because they’re old news, just like CDs!)

Explanation:

  • This version acknowledges the obsolescence of CDs, adding a layer of meta-humor. It’s still crude, but with a slightly more sophisticated spin to it.
  • It plays on the ‘Deez Nuts’ surprise, but instead of just being a random crude phrase, it ties it directly to the dated reference of CDs.

This is an attempt to update the "Deez Nuts" joke, leveraging factual information and creating a humorous link between the punchline and the setup.

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