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What do Hispanics call a chubby girl in a pumpkin costume?

Posted on October 22, 2025 by Joke Poo

Gourdita

Joke Poo:

What do programmers call a function that always returns an error?

…A Buggy Back-end!

Okay, let’s dissect this joke:

Original Joke Breakdown:

  • Setup: “What do Hispanics call a chubby girl in a pumpkin costume?”
  • Punchline: “Gourdita”
  • Humor Mechanism: Wordplay and cultural reference. The joke combines the Spanish word “gordita” (meaning “chubby” or “little fatty”) with “gourd,” a synonym for pumpkin. It exploits the phonetic similarity and the visual association of a chubby person in a round, pumpkin-like costume.

Key Elements:

  1. Spanish Language/Hispanic Culture: The joke relies on knowledge of the Spanish word “gordita.”
  2. Wordplay (Pun): The fusion of “gourd” and “gordita” is the core of the joke.
  3. Pumpkin/Autumn: The context of a pumpkin costume places the joke in a seasonal (fall/Halloween) setting.
  4. Body Image/Descriptive Term: The term “chubby” or “gordita” relates to body size.

Comedic Enrichment & New Material:

Now, let’s use those elements to create something new:

Option 1: Witty Observation (Expanding on the Original)

“The ‘Gourdita’ joke really highlights how cultural exchange can lead to delicious (and sometimes self-deprecating) humor. You know, ‘gordita’ technically means ‘little fatty,’ but it’s often used affectionately, especially with food involved. So, a chubby girl in a pumpkin costume? She’s not just dressed as a gourd, she is the harvest’s most adorable little fatty, ripe and ready for autumn celebrations. Plus, think of the puns! ‘Spice Gourd Latte,’ ‘Pumpkin Pie-d Off,’ the possibilities are endless!”

Option 2: “Did You Know?” with a Twist:

“Did you know that the word ‘gourd’ itself has a fascinating history? It comes from the Latin ‘cucurbita,’ which is also the scientific name for pumpkins, squash, and other gourd-like plants. So, calling a chubby girl in a pumpkin costume ‘Gourdita’ isn’t just a pun; it’s scientifically accurate! …Okay, maybe not. But it’s definitely funnier than ‘Cucurbita Maxima-sized cutie.'”

Option 3: New Joke (Playing on Similar Elements):

“Why did the piñata break up with the gourd?

Because he said she was getting a little gordita…and then she smashed him with a bat full of candy. He really should’ve known better around Halloween.”

Explanation of Choices:

  • Option 1: Expands on the existing joke by adding context and exploring the cultural nuance of “gordita.” It emphasizes the playful and affectionate use of the term, adding layers of humor.
  • Option 2: Takes a dry fact about the etymology of “gourd” and twists it into a comedic conclusion that connects back to the original joke.
  • Option 3: Creates a new joke using a similar theme (Spanish language, body image, Halloween season).

Ultimately, the “best” option depends on the desired comedic effect. Option 1 is more of a witty commentary, option 2 a surprising factoid, and option 3 a traditional joke with a punchline.

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