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I finally decided to take a stand against my bossy wife

Posted on October 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

I told her, “Look, babe, I’m the man of this house. I wear the pants around here, and starting tomorrow, things are gonna change!”

She said, “Okay, I’m fine with that! What did you have in mind?”

I said, “For starters, you can cook my breakfast and bring it to me. Then you can run my bath so I can relax. And guess who’s gonna help me get dressed and comb my hair?”

She said, “The undertaker.”

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I finally decided to take a stand against my demanding intern. I told him, “Look, kid, I’m the CEO of this company. I sign the checks around here, and starting tomorrow, things are gonna change!”

He said, “Okay, Mr. Big Shot. What exactly do you have planned?”

I said, “For starters, you can bring me coffee before 9 AM. Then you can actually respond to my emails promptly. And guess who’s gonna rewrite my presentation to the board?”

He said, “The next intern.”

Alright, let’s dive into this joke and exhume some comedic gold!

Joke Dissection:

  • Premise: A husband attempts to assert dominance in his marriage after admitting his wife is bossy.
  • Setup: The husband makes a grand, declarative statement about being “the man of the house” and things changing. He then outlines a series of subservient tasks for his wife.
  • Punchline: The wife’s response, “The undertaker,” is a darkly humorous twist, implying the husband will be dead before his demands are met, thus necessitating the services of a mortician. The humor comes from the unexpected extreme to which the bossy wife is willing to go to maintain control.
  • Key Elements:
    • Gender Roles: The joke plays on traditional, outdated gender roles within a marriage (husband as dominant provider, wife as subservient caretaker).
    • Power Dynamics: The core of the joke revolves around the struggle for power within the relationship.
    • Hyperbole: The husband’s demands and the wife’s response are exaggerated for comedic effect.
    • Dark Humor: The implication of death provides a morbid twist.
    • Irony: The husband believes he’s finally in control, but the punchline reveals he’s drastically mistaken.

Comedic Enrichment:

Let’s play on the “undertaker” element and the joke’s themes of control and outdated gender roles.

New Joke/Witty Observation:

“My wife and I were arguing about who wears the pants in the family. I said, ‘Honey, it’s a metaphor!’ She responded, ‘Exactly! And metaphors are best expressed in a coffin… made of walnut, naturally. I’ve already picked out the hardware.’ It’s amazing how quickly you start appreciating the nuances of ‘equal partnership’ after that.”

Did You Know? (Amusing/Relevant Fact):

“Did you know that historically, funeral rituals often involved elaborate displays of wealth and status? The Egyptians, for example, spent vast fortunes on tombs and grave goods. So, in a darkly ironic way, the wife’s ‘undertaker’ response isn’t just about death; it’s also about potentially controlling the husband’s afterlife representation! Who gets to pick out the urn? That’s a power struggle for the ages.”

Explanation:

  • New Joke: This variation takes the power struggle a step further, using the “undertaker” threat as a jump-off point and adding another level of refinement and sophistication to the humour, as the wife uses the metaphor of the “coffin” to get her point across, using wit and intellectualism to threaten her husband.
  • Did You Know? This fun fact twists the meaning of “undertaker” response by noting that the wife is also controlling the husband in his life after death. The interesting fact adds an amusing layer to the original joke, making it even more thought-provoking.

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