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What do you call a porn movie about Emperor Palpatine?

Posted on October 23, 2025 by Joke Poo

In-Sidious.

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your Palpatine pun:

Joke Poo: What do you call a YouTube tutorial about changing diapers?

In-continent.

Alright, let’s dissect this “In-Sidious” joke.

Key Elements & Analysis:

  • Pun: The core of the joke is a pun, playing on the homophones “insidious” (meaning treacherous, crafty) and “In-Sidious” (referring to Emperor Palpatine/Darth Sidious from Star Wars).
  • Character Recognition: The humor hinges on the audience knowing who Emperor Palpatine/Darth Sidious is. They need to associate the name “Sidious” with his cunning and evil.
  • Double Entendre: The “porn movie” framing sets up the “In-” prefix to suggest something suggestive or adult-themed.

Comedic Enrichment & New Humor:

Let’s use the element of “evil cunning” associated with Palpatine and inject a surprising historical/scientific fact.

New Joke:

Why did Emperor Palpatine become a beekeeper?

Because he heard bees were master manipulators… they could even force-field their way out of a sticky situation. Plus, they’re hive-ly ambitious, which he admired. He just wanted to bee the Senate.

Amusing “Did You Know?”

Did you know that some bee species, like the parasitic cuckoo bee, are masters of manipulation akin to Palpatine? They infiltrate other bee’s nests, lay their eggs, and leave the host bees to raise their young. It’s like the Sith Apprentice program, but with pollen instead of lightning!

Explanation of the New Humor:

  • Play on Words/Puns: The joke uses the word “bee” in various relevant to both the fact about Bees and Star Wars contexts.
  • Character Association: It maintains the connection to Palpatine’s manipulative nature.
  • Unexpected Twist: The fact that bees, seemingly innocuous insects, can be manipulative creates an unexpected and humorous juxtaposition.
  • Witty Observation: The “Sith Apprentice program, but with pollen” is a fun comparison that highlights the parallels.
  • The “force-field” and “bee” the Senate line are to provide a clear and explicit link to the original source material, whilst maintaining relevance to the bees.

This approach keeps the core elements of the original joke alive while expanding on them with a new layer of humor and information.

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