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What do you call a werewolf youtuber?

Posted on October 26, 2025 by Joke Poo

A lycansubscribe

Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the werewolf YouTuber joke:

Joke Poo: What do you call a constipated ghost?

A per-stipated spirit.

Alright, let’s sink our teeth into this joke!

Joke Dissection:

  • Setup: “What do you call a werewolf YouTuber?”
  • Punchline: “A lycansubscribe”
  • Core Elements:
    • Werewolf/Lycanthrope: A mythical being who transforms into a wolf, often under a full moon. Associated with wildness, the night, and horror.
    • YouTuber: A person who creates and uploads video content to the YouTube platform. Associated with online culture, fame (or infamy), and content creation.
    • “Lycantrope” & “Subscribe”: The punchline is a pun, a portmanteau using “lycanthrope” combined with “subscribe” (the action of following a YouTube channel). The humor relies on the aural similarity of the words.

Humor Analysis:

The humor is gentle and pun-based, relying on wordplay and the juxtaposition of a classic monster trope with modern internet culture. It’s easily accessible and unlikely to offend.

Comedic Enrichment & New Joke Generation:

Let’s lean into the “transformation” aspect of werewolves and the performative aspect of YouTubers.

New Joke:

Why did the werewolf refuse to start a YouTube channel?

He said he couldn’t commit to a consistent posting schedule, because his “content schedule” was already dictated by the lunar cycle and his transformation always messed with his filming equipment!

Interesting Tidbit/Witty Observation:

Did you know that according to some folklore, the cure for lycanthropy isn’t silver bullets, but… therapy? Apparently, the key to controlling your inner wolf is self-awareness and working through your anger issues. Maybe more werewolves should subscribe to a meditation channel.

Explanation of New Joke and Tidbit:

  • New Joke: This builds on the original by creating a situational problem within the framework of a werewolf trying to be a YouTuber. The werewolf’s inability to maintain a regular content schedule (lunar schedule conflict) and the uncontrollable physical transformation (equipment problems) are the punchlines.
  • Witty Observation: The tidbit takes the werewolf lore and modernizes it by suggesting a humorous “cure” – therapy and mental wellness. It subverts expectations by replacing violence with self-improvement and ties it back to YouTube with the mention of a meditation channel.

Hopefully, these additions have enriched the original joke and provided some fresh comedic perspective.

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