“SESAME!”
Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on the original:
Title: Exam Stress Poo
“Studying all night is the best!!”
“Oh really? Says who??”
“PROCRASTINATORS!!”
Alright, let’s dive into the comedic seedbed that is:
“Seeds are the best!!”
“Oh really? Says who??”
“SESAME!”
Joke Dissection:
- Premise: A bold, unsupported claim that seeds are superior.
- Setup: The challenger questions the validity of the claim, demanding justification.
- Punchline: The response is a pun on “says me,” using the name of a specific seed (Sesame) for comedic effect.
- Humor Type: Pun-based, wordplay. It relies on the listener recognizing the homophone and the absurdity of a seed (or the wordplay) declaring itself as the definitive authority.
Key Elements:
- Seeds: The general category.
- Sesame Seeds: A specific example, known for its versatility and nutty flavor.
- “Says me/Sesame”: The pun, the core of the joke.
Comedic Enrichment:
Okay, now for the fun part! We’ll leverage those elements to create a new joke and a few amusing observations.
New Joke:
“Why did the sunflower refuse to testify in court?”
“I don’t know, why?”
“Because all its evidence was circumstantial. Just seedsay!”
Explanation: This new joke uses similar joke format of a question/answer that involves word play in the response. In this case, the play on words is that seedsay sounds like hearsay.
Amusing Observations (Playing off the Original Joke):
- Did you know?: Sesame seeds are among the oldest oilseed crops known to humanity, with evidence suggesting cultivation as early as 3000 BC. So, in a way, Sesame could argue they have the experience and authority to judge seed quality!
- Witty Observation: If Sesame seeds are so confident, then why are they always sticking to the side of a bun? Sounds like they need some validation.
- Alternative Punchline: “Seeds are the best!!” “Oh really? Says who??” “The Everything Bagel! And that is non-debatable.” (Playing on “debatable” and bagel.)
- Joke format: “My doctor told me to eat more seeds!” “Oh really? Which ones do you prefer?” “Chia later!”
Comedic Justification:
- The “Did you know?” observation adds a layer of historical context, ironically supporting the original joke’s premise while highlighting its absurdity.
- The “Witty Observation” undermines the seed’s (or the joke’s) self-importance, creating a humorous contrast.
- The “Alternative Punchline” tries to expand the seed related wordplay while keeping the original joke format.
- The “Joke format” also expands the seed related wordplay while keeping the original joke format.
Hopefully, this expanded analysis and enrichment breathes new life into the humble sesame seed joke!

