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“Seeds are the best!!” “Oh really? Says who??”

Posted on October 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

“SESAME!”

Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on the original:

Title: Exam Stress Poo

“Studying all night is the best!!”

“Oh really? Says who??”

“PROCRASTINATORS!!”

Alright, let’s dive into the comedic seedbed that is:

“Seeds are the best!!”
“Oh really? Says who??”
“SESAME!”

Joke Dissection:

  • Premise: A bold, unsupported claim that seeds are superior.
  • Setup: The challenger questions the validity of the claim, demanding justification.
  • Punchline: The response is a pun on “says me,” using the name of a specific seed (Sesame) for comedic effect.
  • Humor Type: Pun-based, wordplay. It relies on the listener recognizing the homophone and the absurdity of a seed (or the wordplay) declaring itself as the definitive authority.

Key Elements:

  • Seeds: The general category.
  • Sesame Seeds: A specific example, known for its versatility and nutty flavor.
  • “Says me/Sesame”: The pun, the core of the joke.

Comedic Enrichment:

Okay, now for the fun part! We’ll leverage those elements to create a new joke and a few amusing observations.

New Joke:

“Why did the sunflower refuse to testify in court?”
“I don’t know, why?”
“Because all its evidence was circumstantial. Just seedsay!”

Explanation: This new joke uses similar joke format of a question/answer that involves word play in the response. In this case, the play on words is that seedsay sounds like hearsay.

Amusing Observations (Playing off the Original Joke):

  1. Did you know?: Sesame seeds are among the oldest oilseed crops known to humanity, with evidence suggesting cultivation as early as 3000 BC. So, in a way, Sesame could argue they have the experience and authority to judge seed quality!
  2. Witty Observation: If Sesame seeds are so confident, then why are they always sticking to the side of a bun? Sounds like they need some validation.
  3. Alternative Punchline: “Seeds are the best!!” “Oh really? Says who??” “The Everything Bagel! And that is non-debatable.” (Playing on “debatable” and bagel.)
  4. Joke format: “My doctor told me to eat more seeds!” “Oh really? Which ones do you prefer?” “Chia later!”

Comedic Justification:

  • The “Did you know?” observation adds a layer of historical context, ironically supporting the original joke’s premise while highlighting its absurdity.
  • The “Witty Observation” undermines the seed’s (or the joke’s) self-importance, creating a humorous contrast.
  • The “Alternative Punchline” tries to expand the seed related wordplay while keeping the original joke format.
  • The “Joke format” also expands the seed related wordplay while keeping the original joke format.

Hopefully, this expanded analysis and enrichment breathes new life into the humble sesame seed joke!

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