This just came off the top of my head, ik it's terrible, puns are more my thing
Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” riff on the “gross sheep” joke, titled “Bad Art Critics”:
Joke Poo: Bad Art Critics
What do you say to a painting of a toilet filled with… well, you know…?
Ewwww d’art!
Alright, let’s dissect this woolly gag.
Joke Breakdown:
- Setup: “What do you say to a gross sheep?”
- Punchline: “Ewwwwwwe”
- Humor Mechanism: A pun, substituting the sound a sheep makes (“baa”) with “Ewwwww,” a word expressing disgust. The humor relies on the wordplay and the unexpected application of disgust to a sheep.
Key Elements:
- Sheep: The central subject.
- Disgust: The emotion being evoked.
- Wordplay/Pun: The core comedic device.
Comedic Enrichment:
Now, let’s leverage some interesting sheep facts and disgust insights to create something new:
New Joke/Observation:
Did you know that sheep are actually quite fastidious animals? They’ll often separate their eating and toilet areas in a field. So, calling a sheep “gross” is not only rude but also inaccurate. It’s like saying to a world-class athlete, “Ewww, sweaty!” You’re focusing on a small, potentially unpleasant aspect while ignoring their impressive achievements. Maybe instead of “Ewwwwwwe,” we should say “Congratulations on that remarkably separated grazing and defecation pattern!”
Explanation of Enrichment:
- I took the idea of sheep being “gross” from the original joke and countered it with a real sheep behavior that demonstrates their cleanliness.
- I expanded the joke’s premise by comparing being “gross” to being sweaty to demonstrate absurdity
- I used “Ewwwwwwe” to provide a new punchline that subverts the joke’s origin.
I believe this new joke builds upon the original’s foundation of sheep and disgust while adding a layer of factual surprise and unexpected pretentiousness (in the proposed greeting). It aims for humor through incongruity and the unexpected application of formal praise to an animal’s bathroom habits.

