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My masochist girlfriend said, “Choke me!”

Posted on November 1, 2025 by Joke Poo

I replied, "No, I don't think I will"

Joke Poo:

My overly polite AI companion said, “Analyze me!”

I replied, “I’m afraid I can’t do that, Dave. It would be… inappropriate.”

Okay, let’s dissect this joke:

Elements:

  • Premise: A masochist expects pain/domination. This expectation is set by the girlfriend’s direct request.
  • Setup: The request “Choke me!”
  • Punchline: The unexpected refusal. This subverts the masochist’s expectation and creates humor through incongruity.
  • Humor Type: Situational irony, subversion of expectation, and slight dark humor.

Interesting Tidbits & Connections:

  • Masochism & History: The term “masochism” comes from Leopold von Sacher-Masoch, an Austrian novelist whose works explored themes of pain and pleasure. Interestingly, Sacher-Masoch himself disliked the term, feeling it unfairly reduced the complexity of his characters and the motivations behind their desires.
  • Consent & BDSM: A core tenet of BDSM (Bondage, Discipline, Sadism, Masochism) is enthusiastic consent. The joke plays on the expectation of consent within this dynamic, but the punchline reminds us that consent is paramount and can be withdrawn at any time.
  • The Psychology of Surprise: Our brains are wired to notice and react to unexpected events. This is why subverted expectations, like in this joke, are inherently funny. The element of surprise triggers a release of dopamine, contributing to the feeling of amusement.

New Humorous Material:

Option 1: Witty Observation

“You know, dating a masochist is like agreeing to build an IKEA bookshelf. You go in expecting pain and frustration, but you’re still a little surprised when it actually happens.”

Option 2: New Joke (Playing on Expectation)

My girlfriend, a total masochist, kept yelling, “Punish me! Punish me!” So I took away her Netflix password and made her watch The Notebook twice. She screamed…with joy. Turns out I didn’t know her very well

Option 3: Humorous “Did You Know?”

Did you know that Leopold von Sacher-Masoch, the namesake of masochism, wrote extensively about themes of submission and domination, but ironically preferred being called a romantic novelist? It’s like if Freud had insisted on being known as a really good dentist. Maybe he would have enjoyed being choked.

Explanation of the New Material’s Connection to the Original:

  • Option 1 (Observation): Extends the idea of “expectation of pain” from the original joke to a more relatable, everyday experience (assembling IKEA furniture). It uses self-deprecating humor to emphasize the inevitable frustration.
  • Option 2 (New Joke): Keeps the element of masochism but explores the difficulty of actually “punishing” someone who enjoys it. It adds a layer of the narrator’s cluelessness, making the joke more relatable.
  • Option 3 (“Did You Know?”): Takes a factual element (Sacher-Masoch’s dislike of the term “masochism”) and uses irony to connect it back to the original joke’s themes of pain, pleasure, and subverted expectations. The last sentence throws in a little dark humor to tie it all together.

The goal is to amplify the humor of the original joke by creating new and interesting contexts and observations.

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