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A politician is having a rally in a small town

Posted on June 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

A man walks up to the politician and tells him that their small town has two problems the first one is that they don’t have a doctor. So the politician whips out his phone and makes a call. He tells the man that a doctor will be in the town within 24 hours. the man then tells the politician the next problem. They have no cell service

Okay, here’s a "Joke Poo" version of the politician joke, playing on the same structure of escalating absurdity and unexpected reversal:

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Alright, let’s dissect this political humor!

Joke Deconstruction:

  • Core Element 1: The Politician’s Arrogance/Showmanship: The politician’s immediate, grand gesture of solving a problem with a single phone call sets the stage. It highlights the common trope of politicians promising quick fixes.
  • Core Element 2: The Ironic Twist/Lack of Foresight: The punchline reveals the politician’s failure to consider the practical limitations of the situation. The rapid solution is rendered useless by the lack of cell service, exposing the politician’s performative nature.
  • Core Element 3: Small Town Stereotype (implied): The setting is a small town, subtly implying that it is under-resourced and potentially lacking in modern conveniences, thus compounding the humor.

Factual Tidbits & Connections:

  • Cell Service Deserts: In the US, many rural areas suffer from significant cell service gaps, often due to infrastructure costs and low population density.
  • "Medical Deserts": Similar to the cell service issue, many rural communities face a shortage of doctors and healthcare facilities, creating "medical deserts."
  • Politician’s "Magic Wands": The idea of a politician instantly solving problems with a phone call is, of course, unrealistic. The reality is often a complex web of bureaucracy, funding, and competing interests.

Comedic Enrichment:

Here are a few options to enhance or play off the original joke:

1. A New Joke:

A politician boasts at a rally: "I can solve any problem! Just name it!" A woman shouts, "My town needs more funding for schools!" The politician pulls out his phone, makes a call, and proudly announces, "Done! The funding is approved!" The woman sighs, "Great, now where are we going to find teachers willing to put up with using Chromebooks with 24kb of memory and dial up internet?"

Why it works: Builds on the original format, but moves the problem to a different issue: school funding and tech issues of some schools and the lack of infrastructure.

2. A Witty Observation (Stand-up style):

You know, politicians are like those "life hack" videos. They show you this amazing shortcut that’s supposed to solve all your problems, but it always involves having access to a 3D printer, a professional kitchen, and a team of trained monkeys. And the final product looks slightly like what you were originally looking for!

Why it works: Relates politicians and "life hacks" in an absurd way. It has some truth to the complexity of politicians and the need for specialized experts.

3. An Amusing "Did You Know":

Did you know that in some parts of the United States, it’s actually easier to get a politician on the phone than it is to get a cell signal? Apparently, promising solutions is more important than actually having the means to deliver them.

Why it works: The juxtaposition of ease of contact with a politician versus the lack of basic technology highlights the absurdity and inherent issues with the politician’s original claims.

4. A twist on the original joke

A politician is having a rally in a small town

A man walks up to the politician and tells him that their small town has two problems the first one is that they don’t have a doctor. So the politician whips out his phone and makes a call. He tells the man that a doctor will be in the town within 24 hours. the man then tells the politician the next problem. "Your doctor’s medical degree, is a certificate from a mail order company."

Why it works – Another ironic punchline, which again, reflects the arrogance of the politician without considering the full consequences.

These are just a few examples. The core is to identify what makes the original joke funny (the politician’s flawed assumption and exaggerated confidence) and then find real-world connections or absurd scenarios that amplify that humor.

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