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I just bought a 5 foot tall flightless bird for $3

Posted on November 5, 2025 by Joke Poo

It's a Temu Emu

Okay, I understand the challenge! Here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on your Temu Emu joke, with a new title:

Joke Poo: Discount Doggie

I just adopted a three-legged dog for 99 cents.

… It’s a Wish Tripod.

Alright, let’s break down this Temu Emu joke!

Deconstruction:

  • Setup: “I just bought a 5 foot tall flightless bird for $3” – This establishes an improbable scenario: a large animal acquired for an absurdly low price. The unexpectedness is key.
  • Punchline: “It’s a Temu Emu” – The humor derives from the pun. “Temu” (a discount online marketplace) replaces “Tame,” creating the implication that the Emu is purchased from a place known for cheap goods, explaining the low price. This reinforces the absurdity. The punchline also relies on the audience knowing what an Emu is.
  • Core Elements:
    • Emu: A large, flightless bird native to Australia.
    • Temu: A budget-friendly online shopping platform known for very low prices.
    • Unexpected Bargain: The incongruity of a large animal being so inexpensive.
    • Pun: The linguistic play between “Tame” and “Temu.”

Enrichment Time! Let’s build some humor off this:

Option 1: New Joke Structure (Building on the Cheap Angle)

“I saw an emu listed for 99 cents on Temu. Figured it was too good to be true. Turns out, the scale in the product description was slightly off. I now own a five-inch tall emu… made of rubber.”

Analysis: This takes the “too good to be true” aspect of Temu and cheap goods and applies it to the Emu. It then adds a twist, creating an unexpected outcome that plays on the absurdity of online marketplaces.

Option 2: Witty Observation (Emu Fact Meets Cheap Products)

“Did you know emus can run up to 30 mph? That’s probably why mine arrived broken… after a Temu delivery truck took it on an off-road shortcut at 35.”

Analysis: The combination of fact and imagined ridiculous circumstance is funny.

Option 3: Amusing ‘Did You Know’ (Twisting Reality)

“Did you know the Great Emu War of 1932 wasn’t against all emus? Just the ones not currently on sale for 90% off at Temu. Turns out the Australian government was just trying to clear out some warehouse stock.”

Analysis: This uses the historical, real-life “Emu War” (where the Australian military was deployed to control an emu population) and injects the Temu gag into it, making it a ludicrous, revisionist history joke.

Option 4: Self-deprecating Pun

“My Temu emu didn’t come with instructions. I guess you could say I’m Emu-pletely lost.”

Analysis: A simple, self-deprecating pun based on the word “completely,” using the context of not knowing what to do with your newly purchased emu.

Hopefully, these enhance the original joke and offer a variety of humorous approaches playing on its core themes!

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