But for all I know, it would be my day to do the dishes.
Original Joke:
I was thinking about having dinner at a family style restaurant by myself. But for all I know, it would be my day to do the dishes.
Joke Poo: Software Edition
I was thinking about contributing to a new open-source project. But for all I know, it would be my pull request that breaks the build.
Alright, let’s break down this joke and see what comedic gold we can mine.
Joke Dissection:
- Premise: The comedian contemplates dining alone at a family-style restaurant. This sets up an incongruous scenario – family-style implies shared experience, while dining alone is the opposite.
- Punchline: The fear of being assigned dish duty undermines the pleasure of the meal. It cleverly uses the “family” dynamic of the restaurant to introduce a relatable, anxiety-inducing element.
- Key Elements:
- Juxtaposition: Solitude vs. Family
- Incongruity: Eating alone in a setting designed for groups.
- Relatability: Almost everyone has a negative experience with doing dishes.
- Premise of Family Style Restaurants: Shared food, shared chores.
Comedic Enrichment & New Humor:
Okay, based on these elements, here’s a new piece of humor building on the original joke:
Type: Witty Observation / “Did You Know?” Combo
Title: “Family Style Fears & Dishwashing Facts”
Content:
“That family-style restaurant joke really hit home. It’s like the culinary equivalent of being trapped in a sitcom, but instead of a laugh track, you get a sink full of gravy-stained plates.
Did you know the average adult spends over six months of their life washing dishes? Six months! No wonder the thought of family-style dining alone is terrifying. It’s like signing up for a dishwashing timeshare, except the only thing you’re sharing is the grime.
And speaking of grime, back in the Victorian era, dishwashing was such a laborious task that servants often used sand and ashes as abrasives! Suddenly, the lukewarm water and questionable sponge at the family-style restaurant don’t seem so bad… until you remember you’re still doing them alone. Maybe I’ll just order takeout.”
Explanation of Enrichment:
- Builds on the Original: It directly references the joke, keeping it relevant.
- Expands the Concept: It takes the fear of dishwashing and hyperbolizes it (“sitcom,” “timeshare”).
- Introduces a Humorous “Did You Know?”: The dishwashing statistic and Victorian dishwashing practices are surprising and add another layer of humor by emphasizing the historical unpleasantness of the chore.
- Enhances Relatability: It acknowledges the universally dreaded task of dishwashing.
- Provides a Punchline Payoff: Concluding with a humorous acceptance of the task and thought of ordering take out is an alternative solution, with the understanding that the speaker is still not satisfied at the prospect of doing dishes.
This approach maintains the spirit of the original joke while adding factual, quirky, and humorous elements that elevate it. It’s all about taking a simple premise and exploring its comedic potential through observation and surprising details.

