Just watching Alien vs Predator…

Okay, here’s the original joke you provided:

Just watching Alien vs Predator…
And as soon as the American news is finished I might pop on a movie .

And here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” titled “Just Farming”:

Title: Just Farming

Just plowing the field for the fifth hour today…
And as soon as Candy Crush is done loading, I might actually do some work.

Alright, let’s dissect this joke!

Core Joke Structure:

• Setup: The setup establishes a viewing context: “Just watching Alien vs Predator…” This creates an expectation of discussing the film.
• Twist/Punchline: The punchline, “…And as soon as the American news is finished I might pop on a movie,” subverts the expectation by comparing the real-world news to the fictional violence of “Alien vs Predator,” implying the news is equally (or even more) terrifying and captivating.
• Humor Source: The humor derives from:
  • Hyperbole: Exaggerating the intensity and negativity of news coverage.
  • Juxtaposition: Unexpectedly comparing a science fiction monster movie to a factual news broadcast.
  • Dark Humor: Implies a cynical view of the current state of affairs where reality is stranger than fiction.

Key Elements:

• “Alien vs Predator”: Represents fictional violence and escapism.
• “American News”: Represents real-world issues, often perceived as negative or anxiety-inducing (politics, disasters, crime).
• The Implied Comparison: The heart of the joke; the news is treated like a form of entertainment due to its sensationalism.

Comedic Enrichment & New Humor:

Let’s leverage these elements to craft a new joke:

New Joke/Observation:

I tried explaining the plot of “Alien vs Predator” to my toddler. He just shrugged and said, “Sounds like Tuesday night on CNN.” I’m starting to think screen time isn’t the problem.

Analysis of the New Humor:

• Builds on the Original: Directly references “Alien vs Predator” and the inherent comparison.
• Adds a Layer: Introduces the perspective of a child, whose innocent observation highlights the absurdity of the situation even more.
• Implies a Societal Critique: Underlines the notion that news has become sensationalized and potentially harmful.

Bonus: Amusing “Did You Know?”

Did you know that “Alien vs. Predator” (the original comic crossover) was initially conceived as a joke pitch during a brainstorming session at Dark Horse Comics? Turns out, real life often inspires fictional horror, and sometimes, the opposite is also true. It’s like the news, but with fewer commercial breaks and slightly more believable plot twists.

Explanation:

This “Did You Know?” combines the history of “Alien vs. Predator” with the joke’s core concept. It adds a layer of meta-commentary, suggesting that even the creation of fictional horror can be rooted in real-world anxieties.

Hopefully, these enrichments amplify the comedic impact!