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An exhausted nurse goes back to her station…

Posted on June 8, 2025 by Joke Poo

and goes to write her shift notes but when she goes to grab her pen she pulls a thermometer out of her top pocket instead.

"Great," she sighs. "Some arsehole's got my pen."

Joke Poo: The Magician’s Mishap

A flustered magician finishes his grand finale, sweat dripping from his brow. He bows deeply to the roaring applause, then hurries backstage to prepare for his next act. He reaches into his top hat, expecting to pull out a dove… but instead yanks out a slightly used sponge.

"Bloody hell," he mutters, wiping his forehead with the sponge. "Someone’s nicked my rabbit!"

Alright, let’s dissect this joke.

Key Elements:

  1. Exhaustion: The nurse is tired, implying absentmindedness and a diminished capacity for logic.
  2. Nurse Stereotype: Plays on the image of nurses constantly using pens and thermometers, important tools of their trade.
  3. Absentmindedness/Confusion: The core humor lies in the nurse’s mistake and her incorrect, and self-centered, assumption about where her pen went..
  4. Absurdity/Irony: The nurse herself is the "arsehole" who misplaced the pen, leading to an ironic twist.
  5. Misplaced Blame: She is quick to shift blame onto others before self-reflection.

Now, let’s craft something new based on these elements. Here’s a "Did You Know" with a twist of humor:

Did you know: Nurses walk an average of 4-5 miles during a 12-hour shift? Which is why, if you ever see a nurse looking particularly flustered and accusing someone of stealing their pen, it’s not necessarily because you took it. It might just be that their brain is running on fumes, and the only logical explanation they can conjure is "Pen Thief!" Pro Tip: Offer them a coffee. You might not find their pen, but you’ll definitely gain a loyal (and caffeinated) ally in your time of need. And if they pull a pair of forceps out of their hair instead of a hairpin? Just back away slowly. It’s going to be a long night for everyone.

Explanation of why this is funny:

  • Builds on Existing Knowledge: Starts with a believable and relatively well-known fact about nurses’ activity levels.
  • Exaggeration: Amplifies the original joke’s premise. The tired brain leads to even more outlandish accusations.
  • Relatability: Everyone can relate to being tired and making silly mistakes.
  • Subtle Absurdity: The forceps-in-the-hair bit takes the situation to a slightly more surreal level, enhancing the humor.
  • Practical Advice (with a twist): Suggesting coffee as a peace offering is practical, but couched in a humorous understanding of the situation.

This approach maintains the spirit of the original joke while adding a layer of factual context and escalating the absurdity for comedic effect.

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