He asks what they have available for brains. The clerk says “We only have three right now… a plumber’s brain for $300, a physicist’s brain for $500, and a lawyer’s brain for $2000.” Puzzled, he asks “Why is the lawyer’s brain so much?” “Oh…” she replies, “it’s never been used.”
Joke Poo: The AI Programmer’s Brain
An eccentric AI programmer strolls into the Digital Upgrade Emporium…
He inquires about the available computational cores. The vendor replies, “We’ve only got three models today… a Core i7 optimized for gaming at $500, a Tesla GPU for scientific simulations at $1000, and a Quantum Processor priced at $10,000.”
Confused, the programmer asks, “Why is the Quantum Processor so expensive?”
The vendor leans in conspiratorially, “Well, it’s because it’s the only one that hasn’t hallucinated yet. All the others make up their own code output about 30% of the time.”
Alright, let’s dissect this Dr. Frankenstein joke and see what comedic marrow we can extract.
Key Elements:
- Frankenstein Trope: We immediately know the setup involves the classic monster creation scenario. This sets expectations for anatomical anomalies, unusual choices, and questionable ethics.
- Body Parts Shop: The idea of a store specializing in dismembered organs is inherently absurd and macabre.
- Pricing Anomaly: The core humor comes from the unexpected pricing of the brains. We expect intelligence to drive the price, but the lawyer’s unused brain is disproportionately expensive.
- Lawyer Stereotype: The joke relies heavily on the negative stereotype of lawyers being unethical, greedy, and perhaps, underutilized.
- Inversion: The joke inverts the expectation that value is tied to functionality. In this case, lack of use is the valuable quality.
Comedic Enrichment Attempt 1: A “Did You Know?” riffing on brain usage:
Original Joke Element: The Lawyer’s unused brain.
Did you know: Contrary to the joke’s implication, studies actually show that lawyers often have larger than average brains, particularly in the regions associated with verbal reasoning and critical thinking. This is believed to be due to the constant mental workouts they get arguing cases and crafting legal arguments. So, that $2000 lawyer brain might be huge, but it still probably cost more for the ambulance chaser discount. Maybe that’s the real joke – Dr. Frankenstein was secretly looking for real-estate inside the skull!
Comedic Enrichment Attempt 2: A New Joke exploiting the same Lawyer stereotype:
Original Joke Element: The Lawyer Stereotype
New Joke: Dr. Frankenstein is back at the body parts shop a few weeks later, looking dejected. The clerk asks, “Didn’t that lawyer brain work out for you?” Frankenstein sighs, “It worked too well. Now my monster’s suing me for wrongful creation and demanding back royalties for every town he terrorizes. He’s even sent me a cease-and-desist order on the electric paddle!”
Comedic Enrichment Attempt 3: Witty Observation
Original Joke Element: The Absurdity of the Body Parts Shop
Witty Observation: The fact that Dr. Frankenstein needed to ask about brain availability suggests a logistical breakdown in his monster-making operation. Did he forget to order ahead? Is there a global brain shortage impacting the undead market? Perhaps he should have subscribed to a brain-of-the-month club.
The key to this enrichment is to take a core element of the original joke (lawyers, body parts, unused brains), and then twist it, subvert it, or exaggerate it further for comedic effect. The goal is to build upon the existing humor while adding a fresh perspective.

