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I Googled the signs and symptoms of dementia.

Posted on June 9, 2025 by Joke Poo

Why are all the links purple?

Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" of that dementia joke, titled "Toilet Troubles":

Toilet Troubles

I plunged the toilet and now the bathroom floor is flooded.

Why is everything turning brown?

Alright, let’s break down this joke and then build something new from it.

Joke Dissection:

  • Premise: The joke hinges on the Google search for dementia symptoms. This sets up the expectation of information about cognitive decline.
  • Punchline: "Why are all the links purple?" The humor lies in the implication that the user has already visited all the search results, a classic symptom of forgetfulness or repeated actions often associated with early dementia. It’s ironic self-deprecation.
  • Humor Type: Self-deprecating, situational irony, observational (about internet use).

Key Elements to Work With:

  • Dementia/Memory Loss: Core concept.
  • Google Search & Links: Technology, internet behavior.
  • Purple Links (Visited Links): Specific internet convention.

New Humor Creation:

Okay, let’s use these elements to create something new:

Option 1: Witty Observation (Playing off link color):

"They say the most visited websites are social media and adult content. I think I’m unique. My browser history is just a kaleidoscope of purple links leading to articles about ‘how to remember where you put your keys’."

Analysis: This maintains the self-deprecating tone of the original joke, but expands on the concept of frequently revisiting sites/information due to memory lapses. It uses the "purple links" as a visual representation of this repeated behavior.

Option 2: Amusing "Did You Know?" (Relating to dementia and tech):

"Did you know that researchers are using AI to analyze the way people use search engines to detect early signs of cognitive decline? It turns out, the algorithm flagged me as high-risk when it noticed I Googled ‘how to change the default search engine’ every day for a week. Apparently, that’s not normal, even for someone who just thinks they have dementia."

Analysis: This combines a factual (and slightly unnerving) aspect of AI research with the joke’s core theme of memory issues. The punchline shifts the focus slightly, adding a layer of doubt and playing on the hypochondriac tendencies one might have when researching medical symptoms online.

Option 3: A Short, New Joke:

What’s the best app for someone with dementia?

I dunno, but I’ve probably already downloaded it three times.

Analysis: Very simple, straightforward punchline that reinforces the core concept.

Why these options work:

They all:

  • Build upon the original joke’s core concept of dementia/memory issues.
  • Incorporate elements related to technology and internet usage.
  • Maintain a similar tone (humorous self-deprecation).
  • Add a layer of factual accuracy or playful speculation, making the humor more relatable and thought-provoking.

I chose to avoid making light of dementia as a disease and instead focused on the more relatable, lighter aspect of memory problems and the irony of researching them online.

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