An elderly man goes to the doctor, very worried because he thinks his wife is going deaf, but he doesn't know how to bring it up without offending her.
The doctor says, "Let's try a simple test. Stand far away from her and ask a question. If she doesn't respond, take one step closer until she hears you. Then, you can tell me the distance, and we can determine if she has a hearing problem."
The man returns home and sees his wife cooking dinner. He stands in the doorway, about 30 feet away, and says, "My love, what are you cooking?"
Nothing.
He steps 10 feet closer, now about 20 feet away, and asks again, "My love, what are you cooking?"
Nothing.
He steps right behind her, about 3 feet away, and shouts, "MY LOVE! WHAT ARE YOU COOKING?"
The wife spins around angrily and shouts back, "For the third time, HARICOT BEANS!"
Joke Poo: My Boss’s Memory?
A junior employee is worried their boss might be developing memory issues, but they’re afraid of being disrespectful by mentioning it.
The office therapist says, “Let’s try a simple test. Write a task in an email. If he doesn’t respond, forward it with a nudge. Keep forwarding with escalating levels of urgency until he acknowledges it. Then, you can tell me how many forwards it took, and we can determine if he has a problem.”
The employee returns to their desk and emails their boss, who is in a meeting, a simple request for approval. No response.
An hour later, they forward the email with the subject line, “Gentle Reminder.” Still nothing.
Two hours later, they forward again, now with the subject, “URGENT Approval Needed.” Silence.
Finally, right before leaving for the day, they stand directly in front of their boss’s closed-door office and loudly proclaim, “FINAL CALL: APPROVAL REQUIRED BEFORE END OF BUSINESS!”
The boss throws open the door, looking frustrated, and yells, “For the fourth time, I’M IN A MEETING!”
Alright, let’s break down this joke and then build some humor off it!
Joke Dissection:
- Setup: The joke sets up a common (and relatable) situation: concern about a loved one’s potential hearing loss and the awkwardness of addressing it.
- Premise: The doctor provides a seemingly logical, test-based approach to assessing the wife’s hearing.
- Execution: The man follows the doctor’s instructions meticulously, creating escalating awkwardness and frustration.
- Punchline: The punchline reveals the absurdity of the situation. The wife can hear; she’s just tired of being asked the same question repeatedly. This flips the expectation of hearing loss, highlighting instead the man’s poor communication and obliviousness.
- Core Elements:
- Miscommunication: The fundamental problem isn’t hearing loss, but a breakdown in communication.
- Assumptions: The husband assumes hearing loss is the issue without considering other possibilities (like repetition fatigue).
- Irony: The effort to test her hearing reveals a problem that had nothing to do with hearing.
- Beans: The ridiculousness of repeating the question about beans adds to the comedic effect.
Humor Enrichment:
Let’s focus on the “Beans” element, and the slightly obsessive nature of the husband for a “Did you know” style observation.
Amusing “Did You Know” Observation (related to the joke):
“Did you know that Haricot beans, those infamous little legumes at the heart of so many domestic arguments, are actually extremely versatile? Culinary historians believe early forms of Phaseolus vulgaris (that’s haricot’s Latin name) were cultivated independently in at least two regions of the Americas! So, next time you’re tempted to repeatedly ask, ‘What are you cooking?’ remember: you’re potentially interrupting the culinary journey of a foodstuff with a history stretching back nearly nine thousand years! Maybe just Google it.”
Why this works:
- Connects to the joke: Directly references the “Haricot Beans” punchline.
- Juxtaposition: Contrasts the mundane context of the joke (a simple dinner) with the grand history and global spread of haricot beans.
- Absurdity: The comparison of a domestic squabble with the epic history of beans is inherently funny.
- Observational humor: The last line (“Maybe just Google it”) is a modern, relatable observation about communication and information gathering, playing on the original joke’s miscommunication theme.
Bonus Joke:
Building on the irony element:
“My audiologist told me I needed to speak to my wife differently. He said, ‘Start from a distance, and gradually get closer until she responds.’ So I took his advice. I sent her an email, then a text, then finally, I walked into the kitchen. Turns out, she just needed me to take out the trash.”

