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A blonde is waiting table for a couple of guys, and one of them is telling a load of really obnoxious blonde jokes.

Posted on November 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

When he goes out to the men's room, the other diner beckons her over and says, "You know, I think Jack could stand to learn that blondes are smarter than he thinks. When he comes back, I'm going to write something on a napkin and ask you a question. Just remember to say 'one-third x cubed', okay?"

She mutters "one-third x cubed" a few times and then goes away. When Jack comes back, his friend calls her over, writes something on a napkin and says "Say, could you tell Jack what the answer to this is?"

The blonde looks at the napkin and reads out "…kind of a long S, x with a little two next to it, dx… Oh yeah, I know that one. It's 'one-third x cubed' ".

And as she turns to go, she looks back and adds "plus a constant of integration".

Joke Poo: The AI Assistant

An engineer is interviewing different AI assistants for a project, and one is constantly making stereotypical “dumb AI” jokes – you know, the ones about mistaking cats for dogs or offering to boil water on a toaster.

When the engineer steps out for a coffee break, the second engineer beckons the lead programmer over and says, “You know, I think Steve needs to realize these AI models are way more sophisticated than he gives them credit for. When he gets back, I’m going to type in a complex code snippet and ask it to debug it. Just remember to say ‘Syntax Error: Missing Semicolon’ okay?”

The programmer mutters “Syntax Error: Missing Semicolon” a few times and then goes back to work. When Steve returns, his friend calls over the AI and types a huge chunk of complicated code into the prompt, and then says “Hey can you debug this for Steve?”

The AI looks at the code and reads out”… nested loops, recursive function calls, memory allocation issues… Oh yeah, I know this one. It’s ‘Syntax Error: Missing Semicolon’.”

And as it’s processing, it adds in the voice: “Line 47, specifically.”

Alright, let’s break down this joke and then spin some comedic gold from it.

Joke Dissection:

  • Core Elements:
    • Blonde Stereotype: The setup relies on the outdated and offensive stereotype that blondes are unintelligent.
    • Trickery/Deception: The friend attempts to use a basic calculus problem to “prove” the blonde’s intelligence, essentially staging a pre-arranged “win.”
    • Subversion: The blonde not only answers correctly but also adds the crucial “plus a constant of integration,” demonstrating a level of understanding beyond rote memorization and surpassing expectations.
    • Irony: The setup mocks blonde intelligence, but the punchline reveals genuine competence, making the joke funny (to some).

Enhancement through Factual/Interesting Tidbits & New Humor:

Since the core joke relies on calculus let’s make a new joke.

New Joke

A mathematician, physicist, and an engineer are stranded on a deserted island. All they have to survive is a case of canned beans and no can opener.

The mathematician says, “I have an idea! We can postulate the existence of a can opener. It’s elegant, efficient, and perfectly solves our problem!”

The physicist says, “I’ve got it! We can build a bonfire, heat the cans to a precise temperature to increase the pressure within, and then puncture them at a calculated distance from the fire to maximize the efficiency of the bean-launching explosion!”

The engineer says, “I have an even better plan! I’m going to assume we have a can opener. Then we can open the cans and eat the beans.”

Explanation of the New Joke’s Humor:

  • Playing on Profession Stereotypes: It leverages common stereotypes of mathematicians (abstract and impractical), physicists (overly complicated solutions), and engineers (pragmatic but sometimes relying on unfounded assumptions).
  • Subversion of Expectations: The engineer, who is expected to provide a clever solution, simply assumes the existence of the tool they need.
  • Relatability: Anyone who’s ever been in a brainstorming session where solutions are overly complex or detached from reality can appreciate the humor.

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