A man goes to the doctor because he gets so enormous erection every time he sees a woman, that everyone notices.

Joke Poo: The Case of the Runaway Rouge

An elderly woman goes to a makeup artist because every time she puts on blush, she ends up looking like a clown – huge, bright red circles that make her the subject of ridicule.

The makeup artist says, “I have a solution. Let’s concentrate the blush on your left cheek, just a subtle rosy glow, so it’s barely noticeable.”

The woman leaves the salon, glances at herself in a shop window, and WHOOSH, her left cheek puffs out like a giant tomato.

She waddles back to the makeup artist, mortified. The makeup artist says, “Okay, let’s try the right cheek. Maybe a little more even pressure will help.”

The woman goes back out, sees a handsome gentleman, and BAM, her right cheek swells up like a beach ball.

She returns again, practically in tears, and the makeup artist says, “Alright, let’s put a little on both cheeks. Balance is key!”

The woman wobbles out, sees a group of teenagers giggling, and instantly face-plants onto the sidewalk.

One of the teenagers rushes over, stands directly over her, and asks, “Oh my god, are you okay? Let me help you up!”

The woman screams, “Get away from me! You’ll pop my cheeks and I’ll fly away like a deflated balloon!”

Okay, let’s break down this joke and then build something new from it.

Joke Dissection:

• Core Premise: Absurdly exaggerated sexual response (constant, visually obvious erections) to a common trigger (seeing a woman).
• The Gag: The increasingly ridiculous and improbable attempts to conceal the problem, culminating in physical comedy and a self-aware punchline. The humor lies in the escalation and the unexpected consequence of the final solution.
• Key Elements:
  • Erection: Central to the joke.
  • Doctor: The figure of authority offering absurd solutions.
  • Legs: Used as a physical prop for the escalating gag.
  • Woman/Blonde: The trigger.
  • Exaggeration/Absurdity: The driving force of the humor.
  • Self-Awareness: The punchline acknowledges the physical impossibility.

Humorous Enrichment & New Joke Idea:

Let’s focus on the “legs” and the engineering challenge of controlling such a powerful, unpredictable force.

Interesting Fact/Starting Point:

Did you know that the human leg contains some of the largest and strongest muscles in the body? The quadriceps femoris, for example, can generate significant force. The gluteus maximus (buttocks) is also a powerful contributor to movement and stability. However, even the strongest human leg wouldn’t be capable of simply “shooting straight up in the air” like a hydraulic piston. The nervous system simply isn’t designed for that kind of instantaneous, uncontrolled power surge.

New Joke/Witty Observation:

Joke:

A man goes to the doctor with the same problem – an uncontrollable reaction to women. The doctor, a Silicon Valley type, pulls out a whiteboard. “Okay,” he says, “we need to approach this with engineering principles. Forget taping it to your legs! We’re talking about leveraging biofeedback, haptic sensors, and a neural network to modulate the response.”

He continues, “We’ll implant a micro-stimulator in your leg. When you see a woman, it’ll anticipate the reaction and subtly contract the opposing muscles, converting that excess energy into… wait for it… cryptocurrency mining. You’ll be paying your mortgage with your libido!”

A few weeks later, the man returns, looking distraught. “The system works great! No more embarrassing erections. But now I have a new problem! I’m getting audited by the IRS because they claim my ‘leg income’ is ‘unconventional’ and ‘suspiciously generated.'”