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A CNN reporter covering the Middle East heard a story about an elderly Jew

Posted on June 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

who had been going to the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem to pray twice a day, every day, for a number of years. So she went to the Wailing Wall and, after waiting around for an hour or so, she spotted him. When he had finished his prayers, she approached him for an interview.

“Sir,” she asked, “how long have you been coming to the Wailing Wall and praying?”
“Forty years.”

“Tell me, what do you pray for?”

“For peace between Jews and Arabs; for all the hatred to stop; for all of our children to grow up as friends.”

“And how do you feel after doing this for forty years?”

“Like I’m talking to a wall!”

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An IT manager at a giant tech company noticed a new employee kept submitting extremely detailed help desk tickets, multiple times a day, every day since starting. Intrigued, he decided to shadow the new guy for a bit. After observing for a few hours, he approached him.

"Hey, I’ve noticed you submit a lot of tickets," the manager said, "How’s everything going?"

"Terrible!" the new employee replied, "I’m trying to get our new AI model integrated into the cloud infrastructure."

"Tell me, what problems are you encountering?"

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"And how do you feel after doing all this since you started?"

"Like I’m talking to a cloud!"

Okay, let’s break down this joke and then build something new from it.

Joke Dissection:

  • Core Elements:
    • Setup: CNN reporter covering Middle East conflict. Elderly Jew praying at the Wailing Wall for peace. Consistent, long-term effort.
    • Irony/Punchline: Despite 40 years of fervent prayer for peace, the man feels unheard and ineffective. "Talking to a wall" highlights the futility and frustration.
    • Themes: The Israeli-Palestinian conflict, the power (or lack thereof) of prayer, the gap between hope and reality, the frustrating nature of intractable problems.
    • Humor Type: Self-deprecating (on the part of the praying man), ironic, slightly cynical.

Comedic Enrichment using Facts/Tidbits:

Here’s a ‘Did You Know’ observation that plays off the original joke’s theme of talking to a wall and the frustrating feeling of being unheard, connecting it to the real history of the Wailing Wall:

Did You Know? The Western Wall, also known as the Wailing Wall, isn’t actually part of the original Temple itself. It’s a retaining wall built by Herod the Great to support the Temple Mount platform. So, when that old man says he feels like he’s talking to a wall after praying for peace for 40 years, technically, he’s only been talking to HEROD’S wall. Maybe if he’d prayed to a real Temple wall, things would be different. (Just kidding! But seriously, Herod was quite the character. Known more for massive construction projects than promoting interfaith dialogue).

Explanation of the Enrichment:

  1. Connects to the Core Element: The "wall" is the central image of the joke.
  2. Introduces a Factual Tidbit: Herod’s construction of the retaining wall.
  3. Adds Layer of Irony: Implying the man has been speaking to a wall which only holds up a platform that was, in a larger sense, part of the conflict he is trying to alleviate.
  4. Maintains Tone: A blend of irony, cynicism, and a little historical context to make it slightly more sophisticated than just a simple punchline.
  5. Heightens the futility: The addition of Herod makes his effort seem even more futile.

I hope this is what you were looking for!

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