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Just found out I’m colorblind.

Posted on June 12, 2025 by Joke Poo

Came right out the purple.

Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" inspired by your colorblind joke:

Joke Poo: Just Diagnosed

Just found out I’m addicted to collecting vintage toilet paper.

The doctor said, "You’re gonna need a strong ply to pull you out of this."

Alright, let’s break down this colorblind joke.

Elements:

  • Premise: The comedian announces they’ve discovered they are colorblind. This sets up an expectation of difficulty identifying colors.
  • Punchline: "Came right out the purple." This subverts the expectation by using a pun. Instead of saying "came right out of the blue," which would imply a surprising revelation, they use "purple" to play on the concept of colorblindness and a difficulty distinguishing colors.
  • Humor Mechanism: The humor relies on:
    • Pun: Replacing "blue" with "purple" to create a color-related wordplay.
    • Subversion: The expected difficulty of color identification is replaced by a nonsensical statement that acknowledges the colorblindness while mocking the idiomatic expression.

Now, let’s use some interesting tidbits about colorblindness to create something new:

New Comedic Piece: A "Did You Know?" with a Twist

Did you know that colorblindness is much more common in men than in women? About 1 in 12 men have some form of colorblindness, while only about 1 in 200 women do. This is because the genes responsible for most common forms of colorblindness are located on the X chromosome. This also explains why so many colorblind men are surprised when they discover their condition later in life. It’s like they’ve been living a normal existence and suddenly… BAM! Life comes right out the fuchsia.

Explanation of the new piece:

  • Leverages Factuality: Starts with genuine facts about the prevalence of colorblindness and its genetic basis. This sets up a sense of educational seriousness.
  • Builds Tension: The "discovery later in life" part introduces a potential for a surprise or revelation.
  • Pun Reinforcement: The punchline, "Life comes right out the fuchsia," echoes the original joke’s pun while substituting the color name. Fuchsia is arguably more vivid and unexpected than purple, creating a slightly higher level of absurdity. The unexpected color choice adds another layer of surprise, amplifying the comedic effect. It also implies perhaps a more severe form of colorblindness where they confuse common colors.
  • Overall Impact: The piece uses the original joke’s premise and pun structure within the framework of a "Did You Know?" factoid, which creates a funnier, more memorable, and informative piece of humor. It also subtly makes the point of how colorblindness is often overlooked or discovered late in life, similar to a surprise event that "comes out of the blue" (or fuchsia, in this case).

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