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So here I am, at my first swinger party, and I’m very excited!

Posted on June 15, 2025 by Joke Poo

But for some reason, I'm the only one dressed as Spider-Man

Original Joke:

Here I am, at my first swinger party, and I’m very excited! But for some reason, I’m the only one dressed as Spider-Man.

Joke Poo: The Annual Birdseed Festival

Here I am, at the annual birdseed festival, and I’m really looking forward to it! But for some reason, I’m the only one dressed as a scarecrow.

Alright, let’s break down this joke and see what comedic gold we can mine.

Joke Dissection:

  • Premise: A person goes to a swinger party, anticipating a certain type of experience.
  • Setup: The person expresses excitement.
  • Punchline: The person is dressed as Spider-Man, creating a stark contrast and unexpected situation.
  • Humor: The humor stems from the incongruity between the expected attire for a swinger party (something sexy or revealing) and a full-body Spider-Man costume (which is, well, not). It’s a classic subversion of expectations. It also relies on a shared understanding of what "swinger party" implies.

Key Elements:

  1. Swinger Party: A social gathering involving couples exchanging partners for sexual activity.
  2. Spider-Man: A popular superhero known for his agility, web-slinging, and distinctive red and blue suit.
  3. Expectation vs. Reality: The core of the joke relies on the contrast between what one expects at a swinger party and the reality of being the only one in a Spider-Man costume.

Comedic Enrichment:

Now, let’s use some facts and observations to create a new joke or observation related to these elements:

Option 1: Witty Observation

"You know, the irony of wearing a full-body Spider-Man suit to a swinger party is that Peter Parker was always notoriously bad at maintaining relationships. Talk about embodying the wrong persona."

  • This observation plays on the fact that Spider-Man, despite his superpowers, often struggles with his personal life and romantic relationships in the comics and movies.

Option 2: "Did You Know?" with a Twist

"Did you know that the Spider-Man costume has undergone numerous revisions since its debut in 1962? But I bet none of the designers ever envisioned it being worn at a swinger party. I mean, imagine explaining to Stan Lee you were just ‘thwipping’ it up with Marge from next door!"

  • This uses the factual tidbit about the costume’s evolution and injects the humor of the original joke, imagining a hypothetical conversation with Spider-Man’s creator.

Option 3: New Joke

I overheard the organizer of the swinger party asking everyone to bring a costume that shows off their personality. I got so excited. As I walked in, the guy at the door asked me why I was dressed as Daredevil. I told him that I’m not confident, and I wanted to go in blind.

  • This joke uses the set-up in the original joke, but changes the punchline to create a new incongruous and humorous situation. It also uses the setup to subvert the expectations further.

Final Verdict
I like the second option the best, as it blends real-world information with the awkward humor of the first joke.

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