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I hired a new handyman…

Posted on June 17, 2025 by Joke Poo

…. I gave him a list of jobs to do.

He did jobs, 1, 3, 5 and 7.

Turns out he’s an odd job man!

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I employed a new plumber…

…I gave him a complicated drain diagram to follow.

He installed pipes A, B, C, and D… then stopped.

Turns out he’s only gone halfway, I’m expecting an E-pipe-hany!

Alright, let’s break down this handyman joke.

Joke Dissection:

  • Core Idea: Plays on the double meaning of "odd job" as both a small, miscellaneous task and a job done only on odd-numbered items in a list.
  • Setup: Introduces the handyman and the list of jobs, building expectation.
  • Punchline: Reveals the pun in "odd job man," creating a moment of surprise and (hopefully) amusement.
  • Humor Type: Wordplay, pun. Also a mild form of "rule of three" (the expectation of a pattern that’s then subverted).
  • Target Audience: Anyone familiar with the phrase "odd jobs" and basic number recognition. Simple, clean humor.

Key Elements:

  • Handyman: A general repair/maintenance worker.
  • List of Jobs: Representing a series of tasks.
  • Odd Numbers (1, 3, 5, 7): The core of the pun.

Comedic Enrichment: Factual/Interesting Tidbits & New Humor

Okay, using these elements, here’s a new joke/observation that builds upon the original:

Observation:

"Hiring an ‘Odd Job Man’ might seem efficient at first glance, but consider this: his adherence to odd numbers means your even-numbered tasks could suffer from even less attention than usual. You might find yourself staring at a perfectly fixed light fixture (#3) while the paint peels on the adjacent wall (#4), creating a bizarre symmetry of completed and neglected tasks… it’s almost artistically dysfunctional."

New Joke:

"I fired that odd job man. He only painted half my fence – the part divisible by an odd number. Now I have this weird checkerboard fence, alternating between painted and unpainted slats. The HOA is very confused. They sent me a notice saying, ‘Your fence violates rule 4(b), subsection 2, regarding acceptable aesthetic evenness.’ I’m thinking of retorting with, ‘Tell you what, why don’t you just odd off?’"

Explanation of Enhancement:

The observation elevates the humor by exaggerating the consequences of the odd job man’s behavior, adding a layer of absurdism.

The new joke builds on the original pun but introduces a situation with real-world conflict (HOA, aesthetic standards). It uses the mathematical theme of "odd" numbers and "even" numbers to create a comedic conflict and a punchline with an unexpected pun.

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