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Complementary!

Posted on June 18, 2025 by Joke Poo

A guy is sitting at a bar having a drink, he hears a voice near by, Hey nice hair cut! He turns around but no one is there, then he hears That is a nice suit! He looks again and no one is there, he is getting nervous then he hears, I like the color too! He finally gets up and goes to the bartender and tells him what is going on, the bartender looks at him and says, o yeah! Those are the peanuts they are complementary!!!

Joke Poo: Compost Compliments

A gardener is meticulously tending to his prize-winning roses, when he hears a voice nearby, "Magnificent blossoms! Such vibrant color!" He looks around, but no one is there. Then he hears, "The foliage is incredibly lush and healthy!" He peers behind the bushes, but still, no one is to be seen. Increasingly puzzled, he hears, "Simply outstanding aroma! A true testament to your skill!"

Finally, completely bewildered, the gardener rushes over to his neighbor, a seasoned horticulturalist, and frantically explains what’s been happening. The neighbor listens intently, scratches his chin, and replies, "Ah, yes! That must be the compost heap. It’s been giving out complementary compliments all week!"

Alright, let’s break down this peanut-ty joke:

Joke Dissection:

  • Core Setup: A man experiences disembodied compliments at a bar.
  • Twist/Punchline: The source of the compliments is revealed to be the peanuts, and the explanation is a pun on "complementary" (meaning both "giving compliments" and "free").
  • Humor Type: Wordplay (pun), surprise, and a touch of absurdity.
  • Key Elements:
    • Disembodied voice/mystery
    • Compliments
    • Bar setting
    • Peanuts
    • Pun on "complementary"

Comedic Enrichment: Factual Tidbit & New Joke

  • Factual Tidbit: Did you know that peanuts aren’t actually nuts? They’re legumes, like beans and lentils! This puts them in a completely different botanical family than true nuts like almonds or walnuts. This botanical distinction, by the way, is far less important at a baseball game where either will do in a pinch.

  • New Joke Inspired by the Above:

A woman walks into a botanical garden, overwhelmed by the variety of legumes. She pulls out her phone and asks her friend, "Hey, quick question. Which one gives the best compliments?" Her friend replies, "Oh, that’s easy. The Arachis hypogaea." The woman, confused, asks, "The what-i-what-now?" Her friend explains, "That’s the scientific name for the peanut. They’re very… complementary at a bar." The woman sighs, "Right, another joke about peanuts. I’m starting to think I should’ve just ordered an almond latte."

Explanation of the New Joke’s Humor:

  • Builds upon the original joke’s pun and setting.
  • Incorporates the factual tidbit about peanuts being legumes, adding a layer of botanical absurdity.
  • Plays on the expectation of a typical "which [plant] is best for [x]" joke, only to circle back to the peanut pun.
  • Meta-commentary at the end to make it a bit more self-aware.

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