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On a visit to his parents’ house, a young man

Posted on June 19, 2025 by Joke Poo

was asked by his mother to set the table for dinner.

When he opened the refrigerator, he saw taped to the inside of the door a picture of a scantily-dressed, super slim model.

“What’s the picture all about?” he asked.
His mother explained: “I put it up there to remind me not to over-eat.”

“Is it working?”

“Yes and no. I’ve lost fifteen pounds, but your dad has gained twenty.”

Joke Poo: The Data Dashboard

A data analyst, working remotely from her childhood bedroom, got a call from her dad to help with a tech issue.

Entering the living room, she noticed a large monitor displaying a complex data dashboard pinned to the wall above the TV. The dashboard showed real-time stock prices, global news feeds, and a confusing array of colorful graphs.

"What’s with the NASA control center setup?" she asked.

Her dad beamed. "It’s my ‘Don’t Spend’ dashboard. I saw it in a personal finance blog."

"Is it working?"

"Well, yes and no. My savings have tripled, but your mother has maxed out all her credit cards buying more screens to monitor the monitor."

Okay, let’s analyze this joke.

Key Elements:

  • The Setup: Son visits parents, setting the table. This establishes normalcy and family dynamics.
  • The Unexpected Element: A racy picture of a model on the fridge. This is the oddity that disrupts the routine.
  • The Explanation: Mother uses the picture for weight control. This reveals her intention and adds a layer of self-awareness.
  • The Punchline: The joke hinges on the mother’s partial success and, crucially, the father’s completely unexpected reaction, revealing a double standard and a shift in the motivational target. It implies the dad is now using the picture for… other reasons.
  • Underlying Themes: Dieting, body image, marital dynamics, gender roles, unintended consequences.

Comedic Enrichment & New Joke Idea:

Let’s focus on the unintended consequences element and the unexpected shift in motivational target. We can also inject a bit of history about refrigerator art.

Did You Know? Before the advent of magnets, people used to tape all sorts of things to their refrigerators, from grocery lists to…well, apparently, racy pictures of models! The invention of refrigerator magnets really revolutionized household communication and allowed for more sophisticated (and often passive-aggressive) messaging on the fridge door.

New Joke/Observation:

So, I heard about this couple trying to save energy. The wife taped a picture of a polar bear on their thermostat, hoping it would remind them to keep the heat down. A week later, they got a bill that was higher than ever. Turns out, her husband had been turning up the heat all the time. When she asked him why, he said, "Don’t you think a polar bear gets cold?!"

Why it works:

  • Mirrors the structure: It takes a well-meaning attempt at behavior modification and shows it backfiring due to a spouse’s completely different interpretation.
  • Plays on unexpected logic: The husband’s justification is absurd but internally consistent.
  • Connects to the original: Both jokes hinge on a shared object having entirely opposite effects on the two individuals involved.

Another Observation:

You know, that original joke highlights a classic problem with incentive programs. Often, the person who benefits the most isn’t the person the program was intended to help. Like, I bet the weight-loss industry would be booming with that mom’s husband as a new customer.

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