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About neighbors and a rabbit

Posted on June 20, 2025 by Joke Poo

A nice family of mother, father, two kids and a pet rabbit live in a bourgeois suburb. Next to them lives a couple with a dog. It is a sweet dog, good with children. But a real hunter when it comes to rabbits. Which is a bit of a problem since the family nextdoor often keeps their rabbit in a cage in the backgarden, behind a fence.
On a sunny day the family goes out to spend the day in a amusement park, while the couple nextdoor is enjoying the day sunbathing in their garden.

Everything is fine and quiet, untill suddenly their dog breaks through the fence, in his mouth the rabbit…, totally covered in slime, very dirty and completely dead. ‘Oh no, our neighbors beloved pet! This will bring our relation as good neighbors in jeopardy… What to do?!’
Then they come up with a prank. They wash the rabbit, dry it, and place it back in the cage. When coming home, the neighbors will asume the rabbit died a natural death.

When the family comes home, the couple waits and is listening what is going to happen. Soon one of the kids finds the rabbit, and start to scream. And then the rest of the family starts to scream as well. The screaming doesn’t stop, so after two minutes, the couple makes contact over the fence, and asks: ‘hey neighbors, what’s up?’ ‘Our rabbit lies dead in his cage!’ ‘Well, that’s sad news. It clearly upsets you all!’

‘No, that’s not the point. The rabbit died yesterday. We buried it in our garden. And today it’s back, lying in its cage…!’

Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," playing off the structure and surprising twist of your original rabbit joke:

Joke Poo: The Parrot’s Witness

A retired librarian, Agatha, lived next door to a tech-bro start-up house filled with programmers, ping-pong tables, and a constant stream of energy drink cans. Agatha owned a very old, very grumpy parrot named Cicero, renowned for his impeccable vocabulary and tendency to repeat things he overheard. The programmers tolerated Cicero, mostly because he occasionally squawked out valuable debugging code they’d yelled in frustration.

One Friday, the programmers were celebrating a successful product launch with a raging party. Agatha, as usual, went to bed early, leaving Cicero covered for the night. During the party, fueled by caffeine and poor judgment, the programmers decided to prank their notoriously strict landlord by filling his vintage sports car with packing peanuts. In their haste, they accidentally activated the car’s alarm, which blared throughout the neighborhood for a solid ten minutes before they figured out how to shut it off.

Mortified, they quickly cleaned up the peanut mess, hoping the landlord would never find out. The next morning, the landlord came over, clearly upset.

"Agatha," he said, "Did you happen to hear my car alarm going off last night?"

Agatha, feigning ignorance, replied, "Oh my dear, I sleep like a log. I heard nothing!"

The landlord sighed, unconvinced. "Well, someone definitely messed with my car. Packing peanuts were everywhere!"

Just then, Cicero, perched on Agatha’s shoulder, squawked loudly, "PARTY! LANDLORD’S CAR! PEANUTS! … AND THEN… THEY PUT IT BACK!"

Okay, let’s dissect this joke and then inject some comedic enrichment.

Joke Dissection:

  • Core Idea: A couple tries to cover up their dog killing their neighbor’s rabbit, but the neighbor reveals they’d already buried the rabbit, implying zombie rabbit resurrection.
  • Key Elements:
    • Suburban Setting: Bourgeois suburb = image of normalcy and neighborly expectations.
    • Pet Rivalry: Dog vs. Rabbit, a classic predator/prey dynamic.
    • Failed Cover-Up: The couple’s plan backfires spectacularly.
    • The Twist: The pre-existing death and burial. This is the punchline.
    • Dark Humor: The humor derives from the absurdity of the rabbit’s re-appearance.

Humorous Enrichment:

Let’s focus on the "zombie rabbit" aspect, since that’s where the joke’s surprise lies.

Witty Observation/New Joke:

I heard about a couple who tried to hide their dog killing the neighbor’s rabbit. It was a disaster. Turns out, the neighbors had already buried the rabbit… and then it dug itself back out. It’s a real problem. Now they have to deal with a zombie rabbit AND explain to the Homeowners Association why their pet is technically undead. I mean, does zombie rabbit poop count as organic fertilizer? These are the questions that keep a suburban community up at night.

Why this is funny/works:

  • Amplifies the Absurdity: Leans into the horror movie trope, but in a mundane, suburban context.
  • Adds Layers of Conflict: Now there’s not only the guilt and the neighborly relations, but also homeowner association violation, which is a very real thing in the suburbs.
  • Asks Practical Questions: Posing questions related to care of a zombie rabbit in a practical environment.

Alternative humorous play:

Did You Know (rabbit edition)?

  • Did you know that rabbits can play dead, but rarely come back to life?
  • There is a zombie rabbit in British folklore called "The Black Rabbit of Inlé". The rabbit represents death, but thankfully it’s just a myth. The neighbor’s rabbits clearly are no myth.
  • Rabbits teeth are very special. Unlike human teeth, rabbit teeth grow continiously. If the rabbit happens to be a zombie rabbit the neighbors dog is in serious danger.

Why it works:

  • Playful tone: By giving these "Did you know" it makes the joke more absurd
  • Relates to the joke: All points support the punchline of the joke in a ridiculous way.
  • Fun facts: Most people would not know about the facts above.

I hope this comedic enrichment is helpful!

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