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During the job interview the boss asks the young lady about her office skills. “Do you think you could learn to use my Dictaphone?” he asked.

Posted on June 20, 2025 by Joke Poo

"Certainly not!" she says.. "I will use my finger like everybody else."

Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," keeping the spirit of the original but changing the scenario and the final punchline element, I will title it "Code Review."

Title: Code Review

During the code review meeting, the senior engineer asked the junior developer about his new function. "Do you think you could learn to use my linter?" he inquired.

"Certainly not!" she replied. "I’ll just comment out the errors like everyone else."

Alright, let’s dissect this joke.

Core Elements:

  • Setup: Boss inquiring about office skills, specifically Dictaphone usage. Establishes a professional context.
  • Misdirection: The Dictaphone is a piece of office equipment. The boss is likely trying to evaluate the candidate’s familiarity with technology.
  • Punchline: The woman misunderstands "Dictaphone" as a phallic reference and gives a suggestive, defiant response. Relies on a double entendre. The humor comes from the unexpected shift from professional competency to sexual innuendo.
  • Target Audience: Broad, but potentially more relatable to those familiar with office environments and double entendre humor.

Key to Humor:

  • Ambiguity: The word "Dictaphone" (an object that is probably already considered antiquated) is a stand-in for something else.
  • Innocence/Defiance: The character appears innocent (or pretends to be) while delivering a surprisingly bold (even shocking) statement.
  • Subversion: It turns a simple question about office skills into a sexual gag.

Now, let’s use factual tidbits to create a new joke/observation stemming from this:

Enhancement Idea: Let’s focus on the "Dictaphone" itself and the changing landscape of office technology.

New Bit:

Observation: "You know, that joke about the Dictaphone wouldn’t land as well today. A Dictaphone? That’s like asking a Gen Z applicant if they know how to operate a mimeograph. They’d probably think you were talking about a new TikTok dance challenge."

Follow-up (attempt at a joke): A young applicant at a law firm interview was asked if they knew how to use LexisNexis. "LexisNexis? Of course! But I mostly use it to find loopholes in the employee handbook so I can work from the beach and still get paid."

OR

Did You Know? Enhancement

"Did you know that the first Dictaphone was actually a modified Edison phonograph? Imagine Thomas Edison inventing the light bulb and then accidentally creating the world’s first awkward office conversation starter. Though, given Edison’s… shall we say abrasive personality, the Dictaphone might have actually made meetings shorter!"

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