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I started dating this beautiful comedian. She made me laugh so much.

Posted on June 20, 2025 by Joke Poo

Even when I went down on her, she tasted funny.

Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," riffing on the original joke while aiming for a similar comedic structure and surprise:

Joke Poo: The Statistician’s Kiss

I started dating this brilliant statistician. Her analyses were always so insightful and thought-provoking.

Even when we kissed, she had a 95% confidence interval.

Alright, let’s break down this joke.

Core Elements:

  • Setup: Establishes a romantic relationship with a beautiful comedian known for making the narrator laugh. This creates an expectation of a positive and humorous connection.
  • Twist/Punchline: Introduces an unexpected and slightly crude element – the taste experience during a sexual act is "funny." This subverts the initial expectation of romantic humor and uses the double meaning of "funny" (humorous vs. odd/unpleasant).
  • Humor Source: The humor derives from the unexpected juxtaposition of romance, physical intimacy, and the ambiguous (and potentially unpleasant) taste experience, all linked to the comedian’s profession and the word "funny." It’s a slightly edgy and relies on the surprise factor.

Factual/Interesting Tidbits to Enhance:

  • Taste Buds: The human tongue has approximately 2,000 to 8,000 taste buds. However, taste perception is not solely reliant on the tongue. Smell plays a massive role (olfactory receptors) which makes up 70-80% of what we taste. Also, touch, temperature, and pain receptors play a big role in our sensory perception.
  • Microbiome of the Mouth: The human mouth is home to a complex microbiome consisting of bacteria, fungi, viruses, and protozoa. The specific composition of this microbiome varies widely between individuals and can be influenced by factors such as diet, hygiene, and genetics.
  • Comedian’s Diet: There is no specific food commonly eaten by comedians.
  • Comedian’s Joke Composition: Comedians will usually test out jokes on live audiences. If the joke is not received well, the joke is discarded.

New Humor Creation (Witty Observation):

"I dated a comedian once. She was hilarious, but let’s just say her diet was a bit…avant-garde. I’m pretty sure one night I tasted a rejected pun, a lukewarm crowd reaction, and a faint hint of stage fright. You know, the kind of flavors a comic keeps in their back pocket for inspiration."

New Humor Creation (Revised Joke):

"I dated a comedian who insisted on incorporating her act into everything. Even breakfast. One morning, I made her eggs. She took a bite and said, ‘These eggs are like my last open mic set… runny, undercooked, and the audience is definitely not buying what I’m selling.’"

Explanation of Changes:

  • The witty observation expands on the original joke’s theme of "funny" being ambiguous, suggesting that a comedian’s entire creative process can influence their "taste."
  • The revised joke shifts the setting to breakfast and uses a different type of comedy (self-deprecating) to highlight the comedian’s ever-present comedic perspective. It’s a milder, less risqué version.

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